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gasconadered adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a modest household errand sound like a military victory. Huron was gasconadered after putting a mug beside the sink without dropping it. gascoyned adj. Of a drinker who has filled his or her trousers with the confidence of a much larger garment. Nikohl was gascoyned, with broad claims sitting rather loosely on the evidence. gasderminned adj. Having drunk enough to regulate the household's growth by closing every cupboard door. Akshana became gasderminned and supervised the kitchen's proliferation of dirty mugs. gasdynamicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts ordinary locomotion into a study of turbulent gaseous flow. Falisa became gasdynamicsed and generated eddies wherever the guests attempted to pass. gaseitied adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can properly contain, and remaining there in a diffuse condition. Christanna was gaseitied across the cushions, with the water glass just beyond reach. gaseliered adj. Drunk on the strength of every lamp in the kitchen having become a chandelier. Tymya sat beneath the cooker light, gaseliered, awaiting a more ceremonial glass of water. gaseositied adj. You have drunk enough to move through the kitchen with considerable gaseous freedom. Oneida was gaseositied, drifting from the sofa towards the fridge without a clear destination. gaseotransmittered adj. Drunk past the point of conveying a biochemical signal, though the message still reaches the crisps. Davontaye got gaseotransmittered and sent a simple signal towards the snack bowl. gaseous phased adj. Of a drinker: freely mobile in theory, but adhering to no particular domestic arrangement. Olukayode was gaseous phased, circulating between the sofa, fridge and kettle. gaseousnessed adj. Of a drinker who has become less a person in the room than a presence distributed through it. Mikylla was gaseousnessed across the sofa, with one hand near the water glass. gasered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every reply arrives after the conversation has moved on. Samuella was gasered, answering questions several minutes after the room had changed subject. gasfielded adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributed across the room as though commercially recoverable. Harley-jack was gasfielded by the third round, with reserves detected beneath every conversation. gasfittered adj. A drinker who installs the kettle in the wrong place and services the cooker by touch. Gwynette was gasfittered, attempting to improve the hob while her tea went cold. gasfittinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen requires installation and servicing before breakfast. Ruger was gasfittinged, rearranging the kettle and toaster into a new domestic system. gasfluxed adj. The state of being drunk and applying volatile enthusiasm to any household repair. Landin was gasfluxed, welding a solution to the loose handle with no tools present. gashalaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest sheltered corner becomes a perfectly reasonable resting place. Adnrew was gashalaed at the foot of the stairs, safely contained by the umbrella stand.