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gaslighted (/ˈɡæslaɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who believes the pub is lit by a private municipal supply. Crisel was gaslighted and searched the skirting board for the town-gas inlet. gaslighteed adj. Softened by drink into someone who accepts the barmaid's recollection of events without inspection. Ladaynian was gaslighteed and agreed he had ordered the same bitter twice. gaslightered adj. Emboldened by drink to light the gas, whether or not the appliance has been installed. Learlene was gaslightered and volunteered to relight the kitchen after closing. gaslightinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the pub's ordinary lamps for a civic improvement scheme. Suraiyah was gaslightinged and offered to inspect the pipes behind the dartboard. gasmanned adj. Drunk to the point where you inspect every tap, meter and appliance before accepting another half. Tyell went gasmanned and checked the cellar meter before ordering stout. gasmasked adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary conversation seem toxic, requiring an improvised filter and solemn precautions. Aibha became gasmasked and conducted the supper through a folded napkin. gasoducted adj. Drunk enough to carry the conversation in one long, pressurised line towards the nearest exit. Elite was gasoducted and piped every anecdote directly towards the smoking shelter. gasogened adj. Drunk past the point of carbonation, producing a fizzy account of the evening through a Victorian bottle. Gilmer was gasogened and delivered his recollections in a persistent, sparkling stream. gasoholed (/ˈɡæsəˌhɑld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary walking has acquired the efficiency of an alcohol-blended engine. Toyka was gasoholed and reached the taxi rank with admirable but uneven combustion. gasoiled adj. Drunk enough to mistake a refinery for a sensible source of personal energy. Shatarah got gasoiled and proposed powering the family car directly from the barbecue. gasolened adj. A drinker who has become a refined petroleum product, and now requires a spark to leave the pub. Alxander got gasolened and mistook the taxi rank for a filling station. gasoliered adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the kitchen light requires a gas supply. Analeya was gasoliered, inspecting the ceiling fitting while the kettle boiled. gasoline gallon equivalented adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the evening into an alternative fuel with a familiar output. Ajahn became gasoline gallon equivalented and demanded a mileage estimate for the walk home. gasoline stationed adj. Drunk, with the result that refuelling becomes a settled residence and the forecourt a civic centre. Jordynn grew gasoline stationed and appointed the attendant chairperson of the evening. gasoline-equivalent gallonned adj. Reduced by drink to a unit of fuel equivalence, and consequently convinced that another round is practical. Tifini was gasoline-equivalent gallonned and ordered transport according to liquid volume. gasolined (/ɡæsl̩ˈind/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become a matter of fuel, not direction. Finland was gasolined and asked whether the bus required unleaded.