gaspinged
gasterocarped

G - Page 235

gaspinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and taking the act of breathing as a public performance. Ebone was gaspinged and made each breath audible across the snug. gaspiped adj. Drunk by closing time, and conveying nothing reliably except the need to get home. Rolin got gaspiped and proceeded along the pavement in a straight but unhelpful line.
gassed (/ɡæsd/) adj. Drunk and expanded to fill whatever space remains between the bar, the coats and the exit. Tazhane was gassed after closing time, occupying the doorway without apparently obstructing it. gasserectomied adj. Loosened by drink into letting one social connection after another fall away unnoticed. Myrne got gasserectomied and misplaced three companions between the bar and the lavatory. gassered adj. Sharpened by drink into poisoning the conversation with observations nobody requested. Destinny got gassered and tested every anecdote on the table until silence intervened. gasserian ganglioned adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute the evening's shocks through every conversation present. Jeniffer got gasserian ganglioned and turned a quiet dinner into a series of verbal jolts. gassericinned adj. Slowed by drink to releasing one carefully preserved opinion at a time, while others wait. Dhivya became gassericinned and took ten minutes to answer a question about the weather. gasshoed adj. Drunk and greeting everyone with pressed palms, whether welcomed or not. Johannes got gasshoed and thanked the barman repeatedly for locating the crisps. gasshohineried adj. Drunk to the point where every friendly embrace becomes an opportunity for a wrestling manoeuvre. Kirsty-ann got gasshohineried and twisted Rudell gently towards the coat stand. gassinessed adj. Drunk enough to make the company accommodate an atmosphere no one can politely identify. Dontae got gassinessed and caused the entire booth to reconsider its seating arrangement. gassinged adj. Drunk past the point of poisoning the room's mood, if not its occupants. Layiah got gassinged and reduced a promising gathering to cautious conversation near the door. gasteracanthined adj. Drunk in a way that makes every approach look spiny and every exchange unnecessarily defensive. Germar got gasteracanthined and guarded the last bowl of nuts from his own friends. gasteralgiaed adj. Of a drinker: complaining of stomach pain until the entire company has been medically consulted. Catheryne got gasteralgiaed and recruited everyone at supper into diagnosing the discomfort. gasterectomied adj. Drunk on the strength of having removed the central argument from every conversation. Keean was gasterectomied and discussed dinner as though it were a historical event. gastered (/ˈɡæ.stɚd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the stomach can be treated as a private matter. Akeim got gastered and announced the condition of his stomach to the whole table.
gasterocarped adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation fruits internally and reveals itself only in bursts. Jeira got gasterocarped and kept producing startling remarks from an otherwise quiet corner.