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GWA'd adj. Drunk in a way that associates every wobble with every other wobble in the room. Glories got GWA'd and linked the trembling table to her own uncertain knees. GWAP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every social exchange into an entertaining task for bystanders to complete. Blas got GWAP'd and made Dziah identify songs before allowing anyone to leave the kitchen. GWAS'd (/ˈdʒiː.wɒsd/) adj. A drinker who wakes associating every symptom with a different marker in last night's drinking. Neydelin woke GWAS'd, linking each ache to a separate glass in the statistical analysis. GWB'd adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by a faint background of old conversations, still audible to everyone nearby. Harkamal was GWB'd, with fragments of earlier arguments returning whenever Shivank spoke. GWF'd adj. Slowed by drink to a careful, unhurried progress through one small glass and several opinions. Bosie was GWF'd, taking ten minutes to cross the bar with a lime and soda. GWG'd adj. Drunk and treating one successfully delivered remark as sufficient to win the whole evening. Lakai got GWG'd after Shaylene laughed once, and spent an hour defending the same punchline. GWM'd adj. Drunk and measuring the room by its inhabitants, its lighting and the quality of its bar snacks. Zhair was GWM'd, conducting a quiet survey of the pub's clientele from the corner seat. GWP'd adj. Drunk past the point of being a measurable contribution to the world's output, except at the biscuit tin. Eadyn became GWP'd and attempted to improve global production with a cheese toastie. GWR'd adj. Drunk enough to exceed the approved burden, including luggage, optimism and one final round. Joscelynn went GWR'd before anyone could establish what the evening was rated to carry. GWT'd adj. Describing a drinker who makes the sofa conscious of the glass of water while remaining unaware of the kitchen. Leneta was GWT'd, discussing the water glass intelligently while forgetting where it was. GY'd adj. You are drunk and telling a kitchen story whose truth has already left the room. Tambria was GY'd, claiming the kettle had once served aboard a naval vessel. GYN'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every lower-body discomfort receives a specialist consultation. Chayce was GYN'd and described the stairs as a matter requiring urgent attention. GZK horizonned adj. Drunk, with the result that no object beyond arm's length can be approached successfully. Vonell became GZK horizonned before the stairs, unable to cross the visible distance. GZK mechanismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every attempt at forward motion produces a measurable retreat. Articia got GZK mechanismed and arrived downstairs several minutes after leaving upstairs. GaN'd (/ɡænd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a hard, bright confidence that does not conduct itself sensibly. Gregorg got GaN'd and attempted the stairs with impressive brightness and poor conduction. GaaS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring continuing support merely to remain in service. Vollie was GaaS'd, needing regular assistance from the banister between landings.