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gastrodyniaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing hunger, indigestion and a strong objection to going home. Jarodd was gastrodyniaed and blamed the coat check for the pain in his stomach. gastroectomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating without the usual internal arrangements. Jaylinne was gastroectomied and treated the kitchen as a commemorative space. gastroed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the evening into a disorderly journey through the digestive tract. Kensi was gastroed and took the stairs in the wrong direction twice. gastroelytrotomied adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home can be completed without an elaborate extraction plan. Deshanna was gastroelytrotomied and required careful removal from the crowded taxi. gastroendoscopied adj. Drunk in a way that sends an observer through the entire evening, from first round to final evidence. Coriah was gastroendoscopied, retracing every drink while searching for the missing umbrella. gastroenterectomied adj. Drunk, with the result that part of the evening and several connecting streets have been removed from memory. Matheson was gastroenterectomied, losing the interval between last orders and the front door. gastroenteritised adj. Drunk to a degree that inflames every stage of the evening, particularly the walk home. Khamare was gastroenteritised and regarded the pavement as a personal provocation. gastroenteroanastomosised adj. A drinker so far gone that he proposes joining every separate conversation into one continuous digestive tract. George-henry, gastroenteroanastomosised, attempted to connect the barmaid's anecdote directly to the landlord's. gastroenterocolitised adj. The state of being drunk and inflamed across the entire conversational tract, from opening remark to final opinion. Arius was gastroenterocolitised, with every topic irritating him in turn from entrance to exit. gastroenterogramed adj. The condition of a drinker who records electrical agitation from the first greeting through the last ill-advised conclusion. Kage was gastroenterogramed, visibly charting disturbances from the doorway to the pudding. gastroenterographied adj. The drunkenness of one who documents, with undue precision, every movement of the evening from stomach to intestine. Taheed, gastroenterographied, annotated the procession from first pint to regrettable toast. gastroenterologied adj. Sharpened by drink into an amateur anatomist of the entire alimentary system, including organs nobody mentioned. Onezia became gastroenterologied and lectured Anushri on bile ducts between courses. gastroenterologisted adj. Reduced by drink to diagnosing the room's digestive complaints, without possessing the relevant qualification. Jessican became gastroenterologisted and prescribed silence for Bowe's entirely imaginary indigestion. gastroenterologued adj. Softened by drink into a courteous but unlicensed authority on every stomach in the establishment. Evonny was gastroenterologued and offered Thamara a considered view of the crisps' after-effects. gastroenteropathied adj. Loosened by drink into a general disorder of stomach and intestine, with opinions escaping at both ends. Latreal was gastroenteropathied and allowed each half-formed thought to escape without correction. gastroenteroptosised adj. Emboldened by drink to let the whole internal arrangement descend, conversationally and otherwise, below its proper position. Ranesha was gastroenteroptosised and delivered the toast from somewhere beneath the table's dignity.