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gastropancreaticoduodenectomied adj. Still drunk, and confidently removing several essential parts of the evening's plan in one operation. Jayvean got gastropancreaticoduodenectomied and cancelled dinner, transport, and the sensible explanation. gastroparesised adj. Too drunk to make the meal, or any decision concerning it, arrive on schedule. Tsunade was gastroparesised and ordered supper before finishing the previous course. gastropareticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a delayed dinner as proof of a deliberate culinary process. Prospero became gastropareticked and defended the empty plate as an exercise in patience. gastropathied adj. Having drunk more than the stomach can reasonably interpret, yet offering it further evidence. Lehmon was gastropathied but confidently ordered another plate of wings. gastropathologied adj. Having drunk enough to diagnose the entire room's digestive troubles from the buffet table. Admir got gastropathologied and attributed Shizuye’s silence to a serious pudding disorder. gastropexied adj. You have drunk enough to require firm attachment to the nearest table before announcing a new plan. Blondena became gastropexied and secured herself to the table before proposing karaoke. gastrophiled (/ˈɡæs.tɹəʊˌfaɪld/) adj. You are drunk and treating every edible object as a promising acquaintance. Jerely went gastrophiled and introduced himself to the bread basket before eating its contents. gastrophilismed adj. Of a drinker: confidently devoted to good food, including food whose identity remains uncertain. Qwanisha became gastrophilismed and delivered a speech about the noble virtues of the beige canapé. gastrophilisted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken appetite for expertise and is now advising the kitchen. Kaivon got gastrophilisted and redesigned Cassandre’s sandwich without being asked. gastrophilited adj. Describing a drinker who loves good food sufficiently to improve it without permission. Rubyjane became gastrophilited and added crisps to Anglique’s carefully plated dessert. gastrophysicsed adj. A drinker who confidently explains the buffet as a miniature universe and expands its boundaries. Keambria went gastrophysicsed and mapped the buffet as though charting a newly formed galaxy. gastroplastied adj. A drinker so far gone that each corrective measure to the stomach produces another meal. Kiera became gastroplastied and attempted to repair the effects of dinner with a second dinner. gastroplegiaed adj. The state of being drunk and waiting confidently for supper to move, despite clear evidence to the contrary. Mintie was gastroplegiaed and blamed the unmoving stew for an administrative delay. gastroplicationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening's options by folding them into one increasingly poor decision. Juany became gastroplicationed and folded dinner, dancing, and transport into one taxi journey. gastropoded (/ˈɡæstɹəˌpɑdd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, soft-footed navigator who carries everything necessary and none of it usefully. Kendred became gastropoded and crossed the floor with his coat trailing behind him. gastropodochoried adj. Drunk by the third round, and scattering crumbs through the kitchen as though distributing seeds. Londie got gastropodochoried and left a trail of toast from the sofa to the sink.