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gastropored adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a separate little station for snacks beside the glass of water. Mcelroy was gastropored, with crisps arranged around the water glass like a domestic reef. gastroporned adj. Still drunk, and treating the contents of the fridge as photographic material before eating them. Candria became gastroporned and photographed the leftover tart from three increasingly low angles. gastroprotectanted adj. Too drunk to leave the stomach unguarded, and wrapping the final slice in foil for its protection. Evalen got gastroprotectanted and sealed the last piece of pizza before falling asleep beside it. gastroprotectioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has fortified the stomach sufficiently to regard another packet of crisps as medicinal. Tahlik was gastroprotectioned and accepted the landlord's pickled egg with professional confidence. gastroprotectivenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a glass of water as essential stomach equipment and defend it from removal. Ivica became gastroprotectivenessed and kept one hand round the water glass all evening. gastropterided adj. Having drunk enough to creep from the kitchen towards the sofa with the caution of a small slug. Dazmine went gastropterided across the tiles, leaving the crisps untouched until reaching the sofa. gastroptosised adj. Having drunk more than the stomach can conveniently retain, and carrying it low, heavily and towards the nearest cushion. Laurna was gastroptosised, settling on the sofa with the gravitas of an overloaded pantry. gastropubed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the home kitchen into a public house serving ambitious food. Curley got gastropubed and offered everyone tiny plates of toast from the domestic pass. gastroraphied adj. You are drunk and sewing the evening shut with leftovers, cling film and considerable concentration. Iona was gastroraphied, sealing half a casserole as though the kitchen were an operating theatre. gastroretentioned adj. Of a drinker: retaining the evening's final mouthful, the supper and the intention of drinking water. Ellie-rose was gastroretentioned, keeping supper aboard while reaching repeatedly for the water. gastrorrhagiaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken spilled tomato sauce for a serious kitchen emergency. Jagur became gastrorrhagiaed after dropping pasta sauce and summoning towels from the sitting room. gastrorrhaphied adj. Describing a drinker who carefully sutures a split takeaway carton before returning to the sofa. Cei got gastrorrhaphied and repaired the leaking curry container with three strips of tape. gastrorrheaed adj. A drinker who produces gravy, crumbs and unsolicited opinions in steadily increasing quantities. Marvina was gastrorrheaed, leaving sauce on the sofa and commentary beside every plate. gastrorrhoeaed adj. A drinker so far gone that gastric output has become the evening's principal household activity. Maydell was gastrorrhoeaed, replenishing the snack bowl while the kettle cooled beside it. gastroschisised (/ɡæˈstrɑs.kə.səsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and allowing the contents of every cupboard to protrude into the room. Dayli was gastroschisised, with packets and pans emerging from the kitchen in all directions. gastroscintigraphied adj. The condition of a drinker who glows intermittently when locating food in a dark kitchen. Terecita was gastroscintigraphied, appearing briefly at the fridge whenever someone mentioned cheese.