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gastroscoped adj. The drunkenness of one who inspects the inside of the fridge repeatedly without taking anything out. Taloria was gastroscoped, peering behind the milk each time the conversation reached a pause. gastroscopied adj. Softened by drink into accepting a slow internal tour of the kitchen, the sofa and the water glass. Klae became gastroscopied and made three gentle circuits between the fridge and the sofa. gastroscopisted adj. Reduced by drink to an examiner of leftovers, testing each container before consenting to sit down. Myralie was gastroscopisted, inspecting yesterday's rice before returning it to the refrigerator. gastrosexualed (/ˌɡæs.tɹəʊˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into finding the preparation of a sandwich more attractive than its consumption. Vaaris got gastrosexualed and admired the toasted edges of a sandwich before taking a bite. gastrosised adj. Loosened by drink into treating a mild stomach complaint with toast, blankets and a solemn glass of water. Yahshua was gastrosised, reclining beneath a blanket while diagnosing himself with more toast. gastrosophed adj. Emboldened by drink to criticise the household cooking while standing beside an unfinished bowl of noodles. Nashli got gastrosophed and delivered a lecture on seasoning to an unopened tin of soup. gastrosophered adj. Slowed by drink to appreciating good food one small bite at a time, preferably from the sofa. Hicham became gastrosophered and spent twenty minutes considering a single buttered oatcake. gastrosophied (/ɡæsˈtɹɒsəfɪd/) adj. Drunk and applying a complete philosophy of good eating to whatever remains in the kitchen. Drusilla got gastrosophied and arranged leftovers according to principles nobody had requested. gastrospasmed adj. Drunk to the point where the stomach contracts at the sight of another plate, though the hand continues reaching. Petite was gastrospasmed, recoiling from the pie before asking whether any remained. gastrostaxised adj. You have drunk enough to bleed slowly into the conversation, with no obvious cause. Dejanee was gastrostaxised by closing time, leaking grievances rather than blood. gastrosteged adj. You are drunk and covered beneath the conversation by broad, overlapping scales of confidence. Azarea was gastrosteged, replying to every question from beneath a new layer of certainty. gastrostomied adj. Of a drinker: opened conversationally, with every private matter available for inspection. Naden became gastrostomied beside the bar and disclosed the family arrangements to a stranger. gastrostyled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a sharp little projection into every discussion. Mkya grew gastrostyled over halves and inserted a pointed remark into each exchange. gastrosuccorrheaed adj. Describing a drinker who produces an excessive flow of stomach-related commentary. Pujan was gastrosuccorrheaed after the bitter, discoursing freely on digestion and dinner. gastrosuccorrhoeaed adj. A drinker who cannot stop secreting opinions about what the evening has done to the stomach. Ilori was gastrosuccorrhoeaed, giving a running account of every pie encountered. gastrosurgeried adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening appears to have been rearranged internally. Nneoma was gastrosurgeried by last orders and approached the kebab as a medical necessity.