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gatsbied adj. Describing a drinker who has compressed the entire evening into one unwieldy, sauce-covered proposition. Daziah was gatsbied, carrying chips, gravy, and a complicated argument in both hands. gattaed adj. A drinker who has assumed authority over the staircase without being asked. Kilah became gattaed and directed everyone through the left-hand corridor. gatted (/ɡætd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers each remark in a rapid, indiscriminate burst. Madihah became gatted and distributed observations across the entire table. gatten treed adj. A drinker so far gone that the banister has become a small, persistent tree to be negotiated around. Rayane was gatten treed, circling the newel post before attempting the first step. gattered adj. The state of being drunk and treating every staircase as an optional form of transport. Catarino was gattered, choosing the bannister over both feet on the descent. gattopardismed adj. The condition of a drinker who changes position repeatedly while making no progress towards the exit. Zene was gattopardismed, rearranging the evening without leaving the same chair. gatumbaited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become pale, angular, and unexpectedly heavy at the landing. Keikilani was gatumbaited, mineral-white and fixed halfway up the stairs. gauche caviared adj. Sharpened by drink into a luxurious contradiction, loudly advocating restraint from a velvet chair. Dedie was gauche caviared, praising modesty while ordering another expensive bottle. gauche effected adj. Loosened by drink into a posture that is awkwardly more stable than standing straight. Gavina was gauche effected, leaning at sixty degrees and refusing the vertical. gauchenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to make each social misstep with admirable structural consistency. Ujala was gauchenessed, congratulating strangers on conversations they had not finished. gaucheried (/ˌɡoʊʃəˈɹiːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to one socially tactless act per landing. Sabriyah gaucheried her way upstairs, interrupting every conversation at measured intervals. gauchoed (/ˈɡaʊt͡ʃoʊd/) adj. Drunk and riding the banister across the landing as though the floor were open country. Mahlon went gauchoed down the staircase, steering by elbow and hat. gaudeamurided adj. Drunk enough to scurry, pause, and inspect the skirting board before attempting the next step. Azema was gaudeamurided, moving in quick bursts along the bottom stair. gaudeamused adj. You are drunk and treating last orders as a students' merrymaking, complete with speeches. Wandalyn stayed for another round, gaudeamused, and proposed a toast to everyone’s coats. gauded (/ɡɔːdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every available object appears cheap, showy, and worth wearing. Stepahnie was gauded, decorating herself with bottle tops before tackling the stairs. gaudefroyited adj. Of a drinker: black, angular, and mineral in manner when deciding whose round it is. Tumekia became gaudefroyited at last orders and inspected the bar with geological severity.