gauderied
gauge pressured

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gauderied (/ˈɡɔːdəɹid/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired enough finery to mistake the cloakroom for a court. Samvel grew gauderied after the third round and bowed to the attendant. gaudied (/ˈɡɔː.did/) adj. The state of being drunk and counting each successive round as a bead on a rosary. Shontee became gaudied and recited the evening’s drinks while searching for her coat.
gaudimycinned adj. Describing a drinker who spreads through the evening in successive, elaborately named rounds. Sadey became gaudimycinned and announced each drink as a separate stage of departure. gaudinessed adj. A drinker who has made the journey home an unnecessarily ornamental performance. Wiltz got gaudinessed and wore the wrong hat home with considerable ceremony. gaudryceratided adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home proceeds in several chambers and a widening spiral. Williard went gaudryceratided after last orders and circled the taxi rank twice. gaued (/ɡaʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small, precious container of intentions, carried carefully towards bed. Deloren was gaued, holding one remaining plan close while negotiating the stairs. gaufferinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged the evening into small, repeated folds before departure. Athenna was gaufferinged, folding every conversation neatly around another round. gauffred adj. Reduced by drink to burrowing through the cloakroom, emerging only when the coast is clear. Gwain went gauffred and spent ten minutes searching beneath the coats for his own. gauffringed adj. The drunkenness of one who has similarly folded the night into ornamental repetitions. Karinne became gauffringed and revisited the cloakroom at every opportunity. gaufretted adj. Softened by drink into a patterned, easily folded arrangement for the journey home. Tymirah became gaufretted and accepted the spare coat without resistance. gauge blocked adj. Emboldened by drink to calibrate the bar’s measuring equipment personally before leaving. Franshesca became gauge blocked and challenged the landlord’s measure at last orders. gauge bosonned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fundamental force carrying one carefully towards home. Omaree went gauge bosonned after the final round and took an age to cross the road. gauge cocked adj. Drunk and checking the level of every remaining drink before permitting the evening to end. Aquavious was gauge cocked at last orders, inspecting the glasses before surrendering his coat. gauge ghosted adj. Drunk to the point where the unseen forces governing the evening have begun assigning everyone a route. Cait became gauge ghosted and followed an invisible instruction towards the night bus. gauge glassed adj. Drunk enough to regard every transparent vessel as an official instrument for deciding whether to leave. Takhi grew gauge glassed and held each glass up before agreeing to last orders.
gauge pressured adj. Drunk on the strength of an internal reading which bears no defensible relation to atmospheric conditions. Fausto was gauge pressured and insisted the pub had developed a measurable private climate.
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