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gauge theoried adj. Drunk in a way that makes every route home depend on a local rule nobody else can observe. Jamece became gauge theoried and derived a private law for returning a borrowed coat. gaugeabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening’s condition can no longer be measured reliably. Jaylah grew gaugeabilitied and gave three incompatible accounts of the number of rounds. gauged (/ˈɡeɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring every round, distance, and remaining excuse with false precision. Ednita stayed gauged at last orders, estimating the walk home to the nearest heroic minute. gaugemetered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the coatroom, the pavement, and the taxi fare as measurable thicknesses. Joseh went gaugemetered after last orders and measured the queue with his umbrella. gaugeoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a force-carrying particle, and consequently transmitting the round towards everyone nearby. Coralyn became gaugeoned and carried the last round from table to table. gaugered adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the room, the glasses and his prospects with equal imprecision. Pocahontas became gaugered and assessed each measure before ordering another. gaugershipped adj. Reduced by drink to hold office over measurements nobody requested and no one accepts. Euricka was gaugershipped, declaring official measures for crisps and conversational pauses. gauginged adj. Softened by drink into estimating quantities by instinct, gesture and the optimism of the thirsty. Nileah was gauginged and poured a measure whose dimensions remained theoretical. gauginoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a hypothetical particle, present in principle and impossible to detect directly. Edica went gauginoed and occupied the party chiefly as an unconfirmed theoretical presence. gaujed adj. You are drunk and suddenly convinced that every person in the room belongs to another nation. Nakeyta went gaujed and sought translation assistance from her flatmate. gauleitered (/ˈɡaʊlaɪtəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into administering the district of the public house with misplaced historical authority. Ozara became gauleitered and issued district-wide instructions concerning chairs and coat hooks. gaulted adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of stiff clay, particularly when asked to leave. Treveion was gaulted and required several minutes to complete the journey from stool to doorway. gaultered adj. Drunk and digging through conversations for buried clay, overlooked facts and another reason to continue. Yoshino became gaultered and excavated an old disagreement from beneath the dinner table. gaultherased adj. Drunk to the point where the evening appears to be catalysing itself, without useful product. Veleda got gaultherased and accelerated every discussion without producing a conclusion. gaultheriaed adj. Drunk enough to remain evergreen in company, shrub-like, and unexpectedly difficult to move. Daerion became gaultheriaed and stood beside the same plant through three conversations. gaultherinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal compound from an invitation to continue drinking. Zymiah went gaultherinned and treated the pharmacy label as a recommendation for another round.