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gaultited adj. Drunk beyond mineralogical usefulness, with a rigid structure and several unaccounted-for constituents. Shakiara was gaultited, crystalline in posture and chemically unpersuasive in conversation. gaumed (/ɡɔːmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that forfeits heed, attention and the distinction between either. Kyse became gaumed and left his coat in the taxi despite wearing it indoors. gaumlessnessed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the obvious answer has left the room. Iannick became gaumlessnessed and searched the table for his spectacles while wearing them. gaung baunged adj. Drunk, with the result that a folded cloth is mistaken for formal headwear and worn with dignity. Lockley arrived gaung baunged, having fashioned a turban from the bar towel. gaung-baunged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes improvised headgear appear both traditional and administratively necessary. Raechel became gaung-baunged and requested assistance tying the napkin above her ears. gaungbaunged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating any substantial cloth arrangement as a recognised turban. Maryelaine got gaungbaunged and wore the table runner with considerable constitutional seriousness. gaunged adj. Drunk in a way that appoints you village headman of any room you enter. Sahniyah got gaunged and began settling disputes between people waiting for the lavatory. gauntleted (/ˈɡɔːnt.lətd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding ordinary hand movements as a form of armoured combat. Semayah became gauntleted and attempted to shake hands with both fists protected by sleeves. gauntloped adj. Sufficiently drunk to volunteer for an obsolete punishment and ask who is keeping the paperwork. Kalyl became gauntloped and requested a formal starting signal before crossing the crowded room. gauntnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and appearing less substantial with every solemnly delivered opinion. Isahiah was gauntnessed, reduced to angles and a remarkably definite view of the bill. gauntreed adj. Having drunk more than prudence permits, and regarding every support structure as a bridge to somewhere better. Eva-maude became gauntreed and tried to span the hallway with two benches and a coat stand. gauntried adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a steel framework for a personal solution to all obstacles. Maeli became gauntried and designed a bridge over the small step by moving three chairs. gaupused adj. Sharpened by drink into a silly person with a firm view and no supporting evidence. Jacquees became gaupused and explained the pub's plumbing to a visibly qualified plumber. gauraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to flower conspicuously in company, attracting attention without apparent cultivation. Mayann became gauraed and blossomed beside the buffet, speaking brightly to passing strangers. gaured (/ˈɡaʊ.əd/) adj. Still drunk, and large enough in manner to make ordinary requests sound like negotiations. Natlaie remained gaured, declining the taxi with an untamable confidence in walking home. gaused adj. Reduced by drink to a loosely woven arrangement through which most things pass. Kammie was gaused and lost a cigarette through the arm of the chair.