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gaushalaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the staircase into a supervised refuge requiring careful removal. Karyzma became gaushalaed beside the stairs and had to be persuaded towards the sofa. gaussaged adj. Slowed by drink to the intensity of a weak magnetic field by breakfast. Deelan was gaussaged, unable to locate the kettle without a compass. gaussed (/ɡaʊsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to assign magnetic field strength to every object, especially those one cannot reach. Alfio got gaussed and claimed the bottle was magnetically resisting his hand. gaussianitied adj. Still drunk, and treating every irregularity in the evening as an outlier requiring discreet statistical attention. Albree remained gaussianitied, identifying the missing umbrella as an improbable deviation. gaussmetered adj. Drunk and measuring the breakfast table for residual magnetism. Nicola-jane arrived gaussmetered, testing the fridge with a teaspoon. gaussoided adj. Drunk to the point where your account of the evening rises smoothly, then tails away. Tamsin gave a gaussoided report, detailed at midnight and vague by breakfast. gauvisonned adj. Having drunk more than sense can accommodate, and answering every simple question with great confidence. Devery went gauvisonned and explained the till receipt to the barman who had printed it. gauze matted adj. Drunk beyond remembering which warm surface was meant to support the cup. Tylier was gauze matted, using a plate as laboratory equipment before breakfast. gauzed (/ɡɑzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the morning sharply in focus. Laterrika was gauzed, viewing the kettle through a loose mental weave. gauzinessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning thin, indistinct and slightly translucent. Lily-ann was gauzinessed, with yesterday visible through every conversation. gauzomaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the body's forgotten remnants of the evening have formed a stubborn internal lump. Que was gauzomaed, blaming the surgical-looking stiffness on an innocent supper. gavaged (/ɡəˈvɑːʒd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that breakfast must be administered rather than requested. Foxley was gavaged with toast after failing to recognise the plate. gavelered adj. Still drunk, and pursuing the morning's small debts with unwarranted authority. Riaz was gavelered, collecting coins from the sofa before breakfast. gaveleted adj. Drunk on the strength of an old claim, and still pursuing it at breakfast. Mihcael was gaveleted, recovering last night's expenses with legal determination. gavelinellided adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to a small, patient shell. Mabeth was gavelinellided, speaking from beneath the duvet at measured intervals. gavelkinded (/ˈɡævᵊlˌkaɪndd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributing every remaining possession equally among the household. Gearlene was gavelkinded, dividing the last biscuits between everyone present.