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gavvered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a police officer from a helpful man in a dark jacket. Brence became gavvered and asked the bouncer whether he had seen the missing constable. gavyutied adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure every journey by how far away its sound can be heard. Sacoria went gavyutied and announced the taxi's approach from a distance no one else could verify. gawbied adj. Having drunk enough to approach every small object with the solemn wonder of a newly arrived baby. Marla was gawbied and tried to introduce herself to the hand dryer. gawded (/ɡɔ(ː)dd/) adj. The state of being drunk and addressed by companions as though ordinary explanations no longer applied. Shawntae was gawded by midnight, receiving solemn instructions from friends who had given up on persuasion. gawfed (/ɡɔːfd/) adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can polish over, while presenting each poor decision as better quality than it is. Drusilla went gawfed and described the broken umbrella as an excellent choice for the weather. gawked (/ɡɑkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to stare at a cuckoo clock as though it were about to explain itself. Vicotria became gawked and waited for the kitchen clock to answer her question. gawker blockered adj. Of a drinker: halted by an incident ahead, and contributing nothing except a fixed stare and an opinion. Gniya became gawker blockered when the waiter dropped a spoon and refused to move on. gawkered adj. You are drunk and staring stupidly at an ordinary object with misplaced investigative confidence. Shuniya was gawkered, examining the salt cellar as though it concealed the evening's evidence. gawkers' blocked adj. Of a drinker who has stopped to stare at minor trouble, thereby creating considerably more of it. Mindy went gawkers' blocked when the coat pile shifted and blocked the corridor herself. gawkied (/ˈɡɔːkid/) adj. The state of being drunk and ungainly enough to turn a simple gesture into a public negotiation. Alten was gawkied and required both hands to point towards the door. gawkinessed adj. Describing a drinker who misjudges the size of every doorway and proceeds with confidence. Latiffany was gawkinessed and attempted the kitchen entrance with a chair under each arm. gawkishnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and observing the room with such prolonged astonishment that ordinary objects acquire constitutional importance. Madiba grew gawkishnessed and examined the coat stand as though awaiting its ruling. gawklinged adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt at elegance produces a fresh logistical problem. Raiyan was gawklinged, curtseying to the waiter while knocking over the reservation book. gawmed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like the fool who has volunteered to lead everyone home. Kennasyn was gawmed by the third round and confidently directed the group into a car park. gawned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats their own body as a small vessel and fills it accordingly. Izazul became gawned and insisted there was room for one final measure. gawntreed adj. You are drunk and convinced that a framework of bars will improve the route, the room, and your authority. Kianu was gawntreed and issued structural instructions while standing beneath an ordinary doorway.