gawped
gay chickened

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gawped (/ɡɔːpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who stares in amazement at the consequences of a decision made moments earlier. Dartagnan stood gawped beside the overturned plant, admiring the reach of his latest idea. gawpered adj. Reduced by drink to staring at an obvious solution while confidently searching elsewhere. Inabiyah was gawpered, looking beneath the table for the spectacles resting on her head.
gawpinged adj. Softened by drink into prolonged amazement at events for which you were personally responsible. Cleone went gawpinged after pressing the wrong button and watching the lights respond. gawpused adj. Still drunk, and staring at the kettle as though it has just made an important announcement. Makiesha remained gawpused beside the sink, waiting for the kettle to clarify matters. gawthed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sofa from a suitably sombre corner. Angeligue got gawthed and spent an hour sitting beside the unlit television. gawvisonned adj. You have drunk enough to make a straightforward errand resemble an examination in advanced common sense. Oceana got gawvisonned and spent ten minutes deciding which end of the bar was nearest. gay 90s'd adj. Having drunk enough to furnish the sitting room with a romantic past it never possessed. Darin got gay 90s'd and called the electric blanket an heirloom. gay baby jailed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and becoming permanently stuck between sofa and carpet. Saniiyah was gay baby jailed between the coffee table and sofa until breakfast. gay barred adj. You have drunk enough to treat the kitchen doorway as a licensed establishment. Jaqui got gay barred and began serving imaginary rounds from the cupboard. gay bashered adj. Of a drinker: striking the cupboards repeatedly while attempting to retrieve a glass. Dakera went gay bashered against the kitchen units while looking for the water. gay bashinged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every soft furnishing for an opponent requiring a firm opinion. Dylan-thomas got gay bashinged and argued physically with the cushions. gay bladed adj. A drinker so far gone that the butter knife acquires the dignity of a ceremonial weapon. Devarn became gay bladed and carried the butter knife carefully to the sink. gay bombed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the sofa has made everyone unusually fond of one another. Macgregor got gay bombed and proposed a group photograph beside the kettle. gay boyed adj. Drunk to the point where every small responsibility is met with the solemn confidence of a school prefect, then abandoned. Kadie became gay boyed and volunteered to organise the coats before losing the list. gay cancered adj. The drunkenness of one who has exhausted the evening and is now recovering beside the sink. Edieth was gay cancered, pale beneath the kitchen light and loyal to her water.
gay chickened adj. Reduced by drink to bringing your face within an inch of the cold tap, then retreating. Fonnie got gay chickened at the sink and backed away from the running water.
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