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gay prided adj. The condition of a drinker who has rejected embarrassment and begun applauding his own entrance. Roberrt got gay prided and accepted the pub's applause for finding the lavatory. gay quartered adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the pub into districts and appointed himself civic representative of each. Skyelin was gay quartered, conducting a ceremonial tour of the snug and the dartboard. gay race communismed adj. Reduced by drink to demanding that every table share the crisps equally and denouncing private ownership of pork scratchings. Marialaina went gay race communismed and redistributed the pork scratchings without consulting their owners. gay rightsed adj. Softened by drink into insisting that every person at the bar receives equal access to the last packet of crisps. Lefa got gay rightsed and objected when the tallest customer reached the bar first. gay tyke boyed adj. Sharpened by drink into discussing dogs at length with anyone prepared to remain within earshot. Geordy was gay tyke boyed, comparing terriers with a man waiting for the cloakroom. gay vagued adj. Loosened by drink into dropping suggestive hints so subtle that even the intended audience requests clarification. Pharoh was gay vagued, describing the handsome barman as merely an interesting feature of the premises. gay villaged adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the pub as a complete neighbourhood, including its own gossip and transport network. Naporsha was gay villaged, directing visitors between the loos, the snug and the nearest taxi rank. gay-bashinged adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the harmless business of settling down into repeated impacts. Raemarie became gay-bashinged while lowering herself onto the sofa. gay-darred adj. Drunk to the extent of detecting a hidden social signal in the entirely ordinary sight of a hat. Delsie became gay-darred and assigned elaborate significance to Newlin's hat. gay-feathered adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a tall flowering plant, and to require staking near the buffet. Gerren grew gay-feathered and leaned against the conservatory door. gay-friendlinessed adj. Drunk to the point where every pub is assumed hospitable and every stranger a potential drinking companion. Joset was gay-friendlinessed, inviting the entire darts team to join his table. gay-hated adj. Drunk enough to mistake ordinary pub irritation for a grand personal campaign against him. Afton was gay-hated, interpreting the closed kitchen as a deliberate insult. gay-inned adj. Drunk past the point of quietly supporting a cause and into assembling a public demonstration beside the fruit machine. Covin went gay-inned and gathered three stools to protest the shortage of clean glasses. gay-related immune deficiencied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary vocabulary, describing the empty feeling after last orders in solemnly bureaucratic terms. Shelbyjean was gay-related immune deficiencied and requested an official remedy for the vanished round. gay-related immunodeficiencied adj. Drunk, with the result that the body's usual reserves have been replaced by confidence and pub snacks. Kennia was gay-related immunodeficiencied, relying on a bread roll and stubbornness to remain upright. gay-shaminged adj. Drunk to a degree that every minor social embarrassment is loudly attributed to someone else's judgement. Nashira was gay-shaminged, accusing the dartboard of criticising her technique.