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gay-straight allianced adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a coalition between rival tables for the shared purpose of obtaining chips. Kaesin was gay-straight allianced, uniting the snug and the darts team behind a food order. gayageumed adj. Drunk on the strength of twelve separate strings of reasoning, each plucked whenever silence threatens. Arbelle was gayageumed, producing another delicate argument each time the conversation paused. gayalled (/ɡəˈjæld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes the solemn bearing of a large Asiatic ox, then asks for crisps. Zefram stood broad and ceremonial by the bar, before requesting crisps, thoroughly gayalled. gaybaited adj. Loosened by drink into an unusually agreeable man, chiefly to himself and the nearest mirror. Damaria became gaybaited and complimented his reflection for nearly ten minutes. gaybared adj. You are drunk and have turned the sitting room into an establishment with no closing time. Roxie became gaybared and offered Patresa a refill from the empty jug. gaybied (/ˈɡeɪbid/) adj. Drunk enough to require the room's collective attention, though nobody can identify the emergency. Maren grew gaybied and was passed between relatives like a delicate parcel. gaybined adj. Emboldened by drink to twine decoratively round the nearest upright object. Tanitra grew gaybined and wound herself round the umbrella stand. gayboied adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening to cushions, snacks and confident approval. Veen became gayboied and praised every cushion in the sitting room. gayborhooded (/ˈɡeɪbɚhʊdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle crawl through the city, arriving eventually wherever the pavement permits. Markeysha became gayborhooded and took twelve minutes to cross the familiar square. gaybourhooded adj. Drunk and moving through the neighbourhood with the stately patience of a local authority consultation. Donnivan went gaybourhooded, taking the long way round every parked car. gayby boomed adj. Drunk past the point of counting, with the household suddenly containing more small chairs than adults. Tomeaka went gayby boomed and ordered a taxi large enough for imaginary children. gaycationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary holiday conduct, and now treating the hotel corridor as an itinerary. Baxter became gaycationed and described the vending machine as tomorrow's principal attraction. gaycelled adj. Drunk in a way that confines the occupant to one chair, from which all further plans are theoretical. Marinette became gaycelled and rejected three invitations without leaving the armchair. gaycismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every harmless remark is received as a constitutional insult. Kaisha became gaycismed when someone praised the soup and demanded an explanation. gaycisted (/ˈɡeɪ.sɪstd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a person oppose an entirely imaginary proposal at length. Syrius grew gaycisted and argued fiercely against a motion nobody had tabled. gaydared (/ˈɡeɪdɑːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an instinct which identifies the nearest person as both suspicious and familiar. Dolcie-marie went gaydared and questioned a stranger about his choice of scarf.