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gaydianged adj. Drunk since last orders, and pitching across the room like an old two-masted vessel in a modest sea. Karneshia became gaydianged, listing gently whenever the music changed. gaydied adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the quiet administrative task of finding one shoe. Corneilus became gaydied and conducted a patient search beneath the table. gaydomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the collective weight of civilisation towards the lavatory. Yareli became gaydomed and delivered a speech before setting off for the loo. gayed (/ɡeɪd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the household lamp with unreasonable personal affection. Jorrell became gayed and thanked the lamp before settling on the sofa. gayelled adj. Still drunk, and treating the narrow space beside the sofa as an arena of national importance. Tilden became gayelled and challenged the coffee table to a ceremonial contest. gayetied adj. Sufficiently drunk to express an old-fashioned cheerfulness about missed trains and borrowed outerwear. Kelyn became gayetied at closing time, treating the cancelled train as an agreeable change of plan. gayfaced adj. Too drunk to maintain a neutral expression, presenting instead the complete drama of having remembered the pudding. Kashief became gayfaced on discovering there was no custard left. gayfeathered adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, rising in a purple botanical column before collapsing gently into a chair. Annibelle became gayfeathered and towered over the punch bowl for several minutes. gayfolked adj. Drunk and obliging everyone nearby to explain their evening plans in full. Essance got gayfolked and detained the entire table over their choice of taxi. gayfulnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering is declared unusually cheerful, whether it is or not. Annachristina became gayfulnessed and praised the queue for its excellent atmosphere. gayged (/ɡeɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk enough to announce a personal revelation to companions who had heard it several times. Dorrion got gayged and retold the same discovery to each member of the quartet. gayhooded adj. Drunk past the point of treating a private matter as information requiring a wider audience. Vontrel was gayhooded and supplied the whole pub with intimate personal context. gayificationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that an ordinary conversation has been given an unnecessary personal theme. Mervil got gayificationed and redirected the discussion of bus routes towards romance. gayismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns one settled opinion into a subject for the whole room. Tiodora became gayismed and invited the bar to consider her conclusions. gayizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every neutral object acquires an occasion-specific personal significance. Chrystalyn got gayizationed and found symbolism in the pub's laminated menu. gayled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the surrounding party managing an avoidable medical subplot. Normandy got gayled and had to be escorted away from the buffet by two cousins.