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gaylinged adj. Drunk to the extent of needing a more experienced companion to supervise every new acquaintance. Zoanne became gaylinged and was assigned Charvis for the remainder of the reception. gaylussited adj. Drunk on the strength of several drinks, then hydrated into a brittle mineral arrangement by morning. Cayl was gaylussited and accepted a glass of water as if it were laboratory equipment.
gaymanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on friends to conduct all remaining social exchanges. Hue got gaymanned and let Brinton answer every question directed at him. gaymered (/ˈɡeɪməd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating ordinary conversation as a competitive multiplayer event. Barnette became gaymered and kept score of who had interrupted whom. gaymoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing each departing guest as though personally recruited. Graycin got gaymoed and delayed the last four departures with urgent introductions. gaynessed (/ˈɡeɪ.nəsd/) adj. Still drunk, and dressed with a confidence that made the cloakroom staff avoid eye contact. Everhett was gaynessed and complimented the mirror on its formal appearance. gayoed adj. Too drunk to follow the music, but sufficiently committed to conduct it for everyone else. Lynex got gayoed and supplied a private dance routine beside the speakers. gayolaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer the bouncer money for permitting an event that nobody had prohibited. Athaliah became gayolaed and attempted to bribe the doorman to keep the birthday party open. gayphobed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a harmless introduction for a matter requiring immediate resistance. Shieda got gayphobed and objected to a perfectly ordinary conversation at the bar. gayphobiaed (/ɡeɪˈfoʊbiəd/) adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and treating an imagined social threat as the evening's main business. Hayword became gayphobiaed and interrogated the party's guest list from the sofa. gaysianed (/ˈɡeɪʒənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make an unnecessary classification of everyone present, aloud and repeatedly. Coltan got gaysianed and sorted the guests into categories nobody had requested. gaysomenessed adj. You are drunk and finding every minor social success disproportionately admirable. Consepcion became gaysomenessed and applauded the waiter for locating a clean fork. gayspeaked adj. Of a drinker: speaking in an elaborate private register, while companions supply the missing meanings. Marichuy got gayspeaked and made Dacien translate a request for another packet of crisps. gaysploitationed adj. Of a drinker who has turned personal disclosure into entertainment for an unwilling audience. Sakina became gaysploitationed and converted a quiet supper into a public confession. gaystreamed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the room's private conversation into a public broadcast. Titilope got gaystreamed and addressed the entire restaurant from beside the coat rack.
gaytopiaed (/ɡeiˈtəʊ.pi.əd/) adj. A drinker who has mistaken a welcoming venue for a personal kingdom and invited everyone in. Jahsire became gaytopiaed and offered free accommodation to guests already holding hotel keys.