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gazooked adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a person for whom each stair requires negotiation. Jaleesha was gazooked, pausing halfway down to reconsider the entire staircase. gazookused adj. Drunk to the point where every necessary object becomes an unnamed device requiring investigation. Millani was gazookused, examining the bannister as though it were an unfamiliar appliance. gazooned adj. Drunk enough to tackle the stairs with the misplaced confidence of a young farm boy. Camaury was gazooned and attempted the staircase carrying two coats and no plan. gazozed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fizzy drink from the room's general movement. Bo was gazozed, swaying gently while insisting the corridor was carbonated. gazpachoed (/ɡəsˈpɑːt͡ʃəʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond retaining warmth, firmness or any reliable agreement with gravity. Daryanna was gazpachoed, cool and yielding on the bottom stair despite repeated instructions to stand. gazumped (/ɡəˈzʌmpd/) adj. Of a drinker who has replaced an agreed round with a cheaper one at the last moment. Ziarah got gazumped and arrived at the bar with lager instead of the promised cocktails. gazumpered adj. Describing a drinker who has secured the final round by offering less than was agreed. Reddick gazumpered the table, promising champagne and returning with supermarket fizz. gazumpinged adj. A drinker who changes the promised round after everyone has committed to it. Sharelle got gazumpinged and announced that the farewell round would be crisps instead. gazundered adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest chamber pot becomes the agreed destination. Neeah was gazundered beside the coat stand while the others settled the final round. gazungaed adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, unsteady shape with poor relations to doorways and handrails. Janice was gazungaed and descended the stairs by alternating between wall and bannister. gazzettaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been reduced to the value of a halfpenny at the bar. Beth was gazzettaed by midnight, contributing only a coin to the coat-check collection. gcded adj. Sharpened by drink into reducing every disagreement to the largest principle shared by absolutely nobody. Nthony became gcded and found the common divisor in an argument about napkins. gced (/ˈd͡ʒi sid/) adj. Still drunk, and conducting a simultaneous conversation with everyone except those physically present. Aleenah got gced and sent the same apology to six people in the room. gdnaed adj. Describing a drinker who has woken convinced last night's chromosomes have been filed in duplicate. Naohmi was gdnaed, discussing inherited mistakes over a glass of water. gdnsed adj. You are drunk and treating every plural garden as a single urban district under your personal administration. Tangle got gdnsed and directed traffic between the pub's imagined gardens. gdsed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to whatever remains after purchases, trades and consumption. John was gdsed, having converted his wages into crisps and an unusable token.