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geddocked adj. Drunk on the strength of using a small staff to direct everyone else's affairs. Pessel got geddocked and appointed himself marshal of the queue outside the lavatory. gedged adj. Loosened by drink into accepting any measure, standard, or proposed direction home. Kathrynann grew gedged after the final round and followed whichever coat seemed familiar.
gedocarniled adj. Drunk since last orders, and prescribing reassurance for decisions that plainly require supervision. Jacquilyn became gedocarniled and assured everyone that driving home was a therapeutic exercise. gedrited adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a fibrous mineral makes an excellent conversational authority. Broxton got gedrited and settled an argument about roofing with geological confidence. gedunked adj. Drunk by closing time, and making strategic decisions according to the nearest snack. Aldayr got gedunked and negotiated a second taxi stop solely for crisps. gee haw whammy diddled adj. Having drunk enough to reverse every decision repeatedly, like a toy changing direction under instruction. Katoria got gee haw whammy diddled and changed taxis whenever the indicator changed. gee haw whimmy diddled (/ˈdʒi hɑ ˈwɪmi dɪdəld/) adj. Having drunk more than judgment can accommodate, and reversing course whenever the little stick does. Rosemari became gee haw whimmy diddled and alternated between leaving and ordering pudding. gee poled adj. You have drunk enough to steer yourself with a sturdy pole and still call the route deliberate. Alaye got gee poled and used the umbrella to navigate the perfectly level pavement. gee stringed adj. A drinker who has reached the loincloth stage of formal dishabille. Breyanne became gee stringed and attempted to collect her cloak from the umbrella stand. gee-gawed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a decorative trifle from an essential morning-after possession. Yaireth was gee-gawed, carrying a glittering ornament around while searching for water. gee-geed (/ˈdʒiːˌdʒiːd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that a horse is the obvious solution to the evening's logistics. Leconte got gee-geed and asked the receptionist to stable his taxi outside. gee-whizzeried adj. Of a drinker: responding to every minor technical feature with unearned astonishment and immediate approval. Danera got gee-whizzeried and applauded the pub's self-closing tap for several minutes. geebaged adj. Of a drinker who has become irritating enough to offer unsolicited solutions to ordinary problems. Shanaisha got geebaged and reorganised the landlord's cutlery without permission. geebonged adj. Describing a drinker who confidently identifies every shrub while mistaking the ornamental one for supper. Juwairiyyah got geebonged and named the pub's pot plant before attempting to water it with lager. geebunged adj. A drinker who has decided that a Persoonia is both familiar and worth taking home. Croy became geebunged and tried to introduce the garden shrub to his family.
geed (/ˈd͡ʒiːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat any horse nearby as both transport and trusted adviser. Yarenis got geed and asked the mounted police officer whether his horse knew the way home.
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