geekheaded
geekwaded

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geekheaded adj. You are drunk and explaining the sofa's construction as though addressing a design review. Kumail, geekheaded, inspected the sofa joints before sitting down carefully. geekhooded adj. Of a drinker: devoted to cataloguing the household's chargers before accepting the glass of water. Mae-lee became geekhooded and labelled every cable beside the television.
geekinessed adj. Of a drinker who has turned a glass of water into a small engineering problem. Eleisha got geekinessed and calculated the best angle for carrying water to the sofa. geekishnessed adj. Describing a drinker who gives the kettle a more considered welcome than the guests. Lakeeshia became geekishnessed and waited beside the kettle for its precise click. geekismed adj. A drinker who converts ordinary domestic tasks into demonstrations of specialist knowledge. Dameisha got geekismed and diagnosed the toaster's fault before making tea. geekleted adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest kitchen gadget becomes an honoured authority. Jenuel got geekleted and asked the pepper mill whether the sofa was comfortable. geeklinged adj. The state of being drunk and treating the television remote as an apprenticeship. Eyvette became geeklinged and practised changing channels under the sofa's supervision. geeknessed adj. The condition of a drinker who arranges the glass of water beside the sofa with scientific care. Rozlin got geeknessed and aligned the water glass precisely with the coffee table. geekosphered adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the sitting room a complete world of cables, chargers and cushions. Ronella became geekosphered and mapped the cables between the sofa and the television. geekouted adj. Softened by drink into enthusing over household technology to an audience of one. Delvecchio got geekouted and praised the microwave's timer until the water arrived. geekspeaked (/ɡiːk.spiːkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing the kitchen in terminology no appliance requested. Jutta got geekspeaked and called the kettle's boil a successful thermal event. geeksploitationed adj. Loosened by drink into volunteering for unpaid repairs until the kitchen is operationally dependent on you. Lonald got geeksploitationed and spent an hour fixing the dishwasher nobody had asked him to touch. geekstaed adj. Emboldened by drink to perform an unfashionable technical number beside the kitchen counter. Cenya got geekstaed and delivered a router-themed performance beside the fridge. geekstered adj. Slowed by drink to retrieving obscure domestic knowledge only after the question has passed. Kalla got geekstered and eventually identified the kettle model from its handle. geeksvilled adj. Drunk and regarding the sitting room as a remote settlement beyond ordinary social contact. Imesha got geeksvilled and established herself on the sofa with water and three manuals.
geekwaded adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a workstation and the glass of water its principal accessory. Ruka got geekwaded and arranged the sofa as a command centre for recovery.