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geekweared adj. Drunk enough to dress for domestic recovery as though attending a convention of household systems. Nicolis got geekweared and settled on the sofa in a shirt covered with circuit diagrams. geeldikkopped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor household rash from a serious botanical event. Ervan got geeldikkopped and inspected his elbow beneath the kitchen light. geelhouted adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether the yellowwood was a tree or something to be watered beside the sofa. Jeff got geelhouted and offered the houseplant a glass of water from the sofa. geeped (/ɡiːpd/) adj. Drunk in a way that combines two incompatible domestic intentions: bed and one final glass of water. Dipika got geeped and alternated between the kitchen and sofa without completing either journey. geepounded adj. Describing a drinker who carries the heft of a traditional measure, and is not easily shifted from the barstool. Mohmmed was geepounded by midnight, occupying the settle like a sack of spuds. geerahed adj. Having drunk more than two inches' worth, and now measuring the evening in obsolete Indian units. Delorice was geerahed, declaring the bar approximately six former units from the lavatory. geered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a poorly maintained bicycle on its lowest setting. Katniss was geered by the third round and took ten minutes to cross the pavement. geerited adj. A drinker who has acquired a blue-white cast and a distinctly mineral manner at the bar. Adeleigh sat geerited beneath the pub lights, discussing copper with the barman. geested (/ɡiːstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the floor appears gently raised, sandy, and gravelly beneath every step. Gissele was geested, picking her way across the carpet as though it were open heath. geestringed adj. A drinker so far gone that a narrow strip of cloth constitutes respectable evening wear. Keiarah was geestringed before midnight and still volunteered to represent the table. geewunnered adj. The state of being drunk and insisting the original pint was better than every modern successor. Aurika got geewunnered and declared the pub had gone downhill since lager came in cans. geezer teasered adj. The drunkenness of one who appears intermittently in conversation, chiefly to deliver an authoritative line before vanishing. Deem was geezer teasered, offering one gravelly opinion before disappearing towards the fruit machine. geezerbirded adj. Reduced by drink to a loud, carefree presence, dancing near the fruit machine and borrowing cigarettes. Agnieszka was geezerbirded, leading the singing despite knowing only the chorus. geezerdomed adj. Softened by drink into a condition of premature old age, with slippers metaphorically on and opinions plentiful. Chisa was geezerdomed before ten, guarding the corner seat and discussing the draught selection. geezered (/ˈɡiːzəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an unmistakable old hand, dispensing advice nobody requested. Banesa was geezered by the bar, explaining the proper way to pull a pint. gefarnated adj. Sharpened by drink into a gastric resolve to prescribe remedies for everyone at the bar. Firat became gefarnated and offered the landlord a course of treatment for his heartburn.