geggeried
geired

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geggeried adj. Drunk by closing time, and practising small acts of trickery upon the unattended bar snacks. Kinze was geggeried, hiding the last pork scratching beneath the beer mat. geggied adj. Softened by drink into a rustic theatrical production, with the final act taking place beside the livestock. Johnnathon got geggied and staged Hamlet behind the hay cart for an audience of three.
gegharkunied adj. Sharpened by drink into a fish of considerable distinction, and then unable to find the way home. Cartel became gegharkunied and spent an hour explaining trout taxonomy to the barman. gehennaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the spare room an infernal but serviceable refuge. Mitchael spent the morning gehennaed beneath two blankets and one unanswered alarm. gehlenited adj. Loosened by drink into a crystalline arrangement that eventually collapses beside the lavatory. Liala grew gehlenited and arranged the crisps according to an elaborate mineral system. gehued adj. Emboldened by drink to perform a cello solo on an instrument assembled from family tradition and optimism. Vishesh got gehued and played four solemn strings beneath the kitchen extractor fan. geic acided adj. Slowed by drink to the dark, ancient consistency of something found beneath a peat bog. Jayaan became geic acided and took seven minutes to remove his coat. geied adj. Still drunk, and attempting to fold a dressing gown into a martial arts uniform before breakfast. Jonia became geied and practised tying the dressing gown on the sofa. geigerited adj. Reduced by drink to a twitching, arsenical little mineral, registering every sound in the bar. Suejin sat geigerited beside the fruit-machine, responding sharply to each coin it swallowed. geijerinned adj. Drunk and medicinal in manner, offering botanical remedies to people who have merely misplaced their phones. Willim got geijerinned and prescribed a bitter leaf for the DJ's lack of judgement. geikielited adj. Drunk to the point where the evening takes on a triangular structure and refuses ordinary conversation. Maryn was geikielited, speaking in three-sided arguments about the merits of lager. geikiided adj. Drunk enough to survive the party by adopting the small, ancient habits of a dinosaur. Yuan became geikiided and made cautious progress towards the buffet on bent knees. geikoed adj. Drunk past the point of artistry, but still prepared to conduct a tea ceremony for the houseplant. Keeana got geikoed and poured ceremonial tea into an empty flowerpot. geilsiekted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the livestock can be trusted to distinguish you from their keeper. Sky became geilsiekted and attempted to organise the neighbour's sheep. geined adj. Drunk in a way that settles heavily into the soil, retaining little of the evening's original clarity. Rayfield grew geined and sank into the garden chair without completing his sentence.
geired adj. Drunk, with the result that every meal appears to require a solemn aerial inspection. Nicol got geired and surveyed the buffet from the top of the stairs.