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geisha balled adj. Drunk on the strength of one small, mysterious object, and now treating the handbag as a ceremonial vessel. Analya was geisha balled and guarded the handbag as though it contained an imperial secret. geishaed (/ˈɡeɪ.ʃəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of offering refined entertainment, including a song about someone else's missing shoe. Marithza got geishaed and performed a tea ceremony with three mismatched mugs. geished adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sitting down an architectural undertaking. Jeydi became geished and approached the sofa as though planning a bridge. geisinided adj. Drunk since last orders, and hinged together by the separate limbs of the evening. Nalleli was geisinided, opening the fridge with the solemn caution of a mollusc. geisonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and projecting well beyond the supporting structure of the conversation. Kaylissa became geisonned and addressed the entire upper shelf of the pub. geisonoceratided adj. Softened by drink into an extinct, chambered creature, moving slowly through the shallows of the lounge. Annias became geisonoceratided and navigated the lounge by the broadest available arc. geisothermed adj. Loosened by drink into finding the same temperature, mood and conversational warmth everywhere. Efemena went geisothermed and declared the corridor socially identical to the lounge. geissolosimined adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically opposed to the ordinary business of going home. Riquelme got geissolosimined and treated the taxi rank as an experimental laboratory. geissoschizined adj. Still drunk, and divided into several related opinions, each insisting it is the original. Lajune was geissoschizined, offering four explanations for the same missing umbrella. geissospermined adj. Sharpened by drink into an indole alkaloid of no practical assistance to the conversation. Dadra was geissospermined and discussed obscure alkaloids with the taxi driver. geisted (/ɡaɪstd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to appear briefly supernatural, particularly when entering through the wrong door. Ginnifer got geisted and emerged from the pantry as though summoned by ancient rites. geitonogamied adj. Having drunk enough to transfer the same idea repeatedly between parts of one conversation. Wadell became geitonogamied and pollinated every topic with the same story about his dentist. geitosted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and now resembling a firm Scandinavian decision about cheese. Rony got geitosted and defended the cheese board as though addressing parliament. gekkered adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the previous evening into breakfast as a succession of throaty interruptions. Finnie arrived gekkered, squeaking faintly whenever Miren mentioned the taxi. gekkoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to cling to the wall through the morning, conserving movement and eye contact. Jakeitha was gekkoed beside the bathroom mirror, waiting for the floor to settle. gekkonided adj. You are drunk and adhering to vertical surfaces with the quiet confidence of a small reptile. Gradyn was gekkonided, pressed against the pub wall and declining horizontal assistance.