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gekkonomorphed adj. Drunk enough to cling to the nearest wall while everyone else discusses getting you home. Adiam spent supper gekkonomorphed, maintaining a firm relationship with the wallpaper. gekkotanned adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the party, despite having been placed beside the door. Ketty remained gekkotanned in the doorway while Oralene fetched her coat. gel braceleted adj. Drunk beyond being trusted with a wristband, and distributing messages of support to strangers. Avamonroe got gel braceleted and encouraged the taxi driver through the entire journey. gel electrophoresised adj. Drunk in a way that separates the party into distinct bands, each avoiding the same conversation. Osburn became gel electrophoresised, leaving his friends in separate corners of the room. gel penned adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface receives a brightly coloured message. Ifra got gel penned and decorated the pub receipts with supportive slogans. geladaed (/dʒəˈlɑːdəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a conspicuous display of the chest seem socially necessary. Brayon arrived geladaed and opened his shirt to demonstrate a perfectly ordinary vest. gelafundinned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring careful handling, as though stabilised for clinical purposes. Conleigh became gelafundinned and was escorted home by two unusually attentive colleagues. gelanded adj. Drunk on the strength of which the coldest available pavement becomes an acceptable resting place. Pare went gelanded outside the pub, where Suelynn found a blanket and a taxi. gelandesprunged (/ɡəˈlɛndəˌʃpɹʊŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting a downhill leap over obstacles supplied by the furniture. Casius went gelandesprunged across the lounge and cleared neither footstool nor dignity. gelanted adj. Softened by drink into a thickening agent for the nearest piece of furniture. Marliz became gelanted beside the banister and served chiefly to thicken the passageway. gelasmaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing laughter in quantities requiring patience from everyone nearby. Severine became gelasmaed before pudding, laughing through Santrez's careful explanation. gelasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and laughing at intervals determined solely by the presence of other people. Zykerriah was gelasted, so Bertel stopped attempting serious conversation. gelastocorided adj. Still drunk, and crouched beneath the table whenever anyone suggests a sensible course of action. Blousey became gelastocorided and took refuge beneath the buffet during the speeches. gelateriaed (/dʒəˌlatəˈɹiːəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a dessert shop from a suitable place to hold a meeting. Tawnja went gelateriaed and convened the entire group beside the pistachio display. gelatificationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to soften under social pressure and remain where friends have left you. Georgi became gelatificationed on the sofa, while Mendie negotiated transport. gelatin saladed adj. You have drunk enough to combine unrelated guests into one quivering, communal discussion. Koressa got gelatin saladed and introduced three strangers as a single committee.