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gem clipped adj. Drunk to a degree that holds unrelated people, coats and conversations together in one small bundle. Penola became gem clipped and left the pub holding three sleeves and one conversation. gem cuttered adj. Drunk enough to reduce every conversation to facets, angles, and whether the light is catching properly. Desery got gem cuttered and inspected the landlord's ring for flaws during the toast. gem treed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the coat stand as a bejewelled woodland and visiting each branch. Rhylea got gem treed and wished every coat on the stand a safe journey. gem-cuttered adj. Drunk past the point of leaving anything whole, particularly a perfectly serviceable anecdote. Nikiea became gem-cuttered and trimmed a two-minute story into seventeen glittering fragments. gem-diolated adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying two incompatible accounts of where the evening ends. Nemecio went gem-diolated and gave the taxi two different destinations. gem-dioled adj. Drunk on the strength of two simultaneous invitations, neither of which survives the journey home. Joela became gem-dioled after accepting drinks from both ends of the bar. gem-disubstituent effected adj. Drunk by the third round, and altered in reactivity wherever the evening has attached itself. Samhitha became gem-disubstituent effected and reacted strongly to any mention of coats. gem-faced civeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and masked behind a calm expression while quietly following the wrong group home. Jamian got gem-faced civeted and followed strangers towards the station with discretion. gem-hydrogenationed adj. Still drunk, and carrying two fresh intentions on the same carbon of the evening: one to leave, one to stay. Camarri remained gem-hydrogenationed, simultaneously hailing a taxi and ordering another round. gemached adj. Sharpened by drink into soliciting loans for the deserving, and calling the arrangement charitable finance. Inderjeet got gemached and began underwriting strangers at the bar with grave precision. gematriaed (/ɡɪˈmeɪ.tɹi.əd/) adj. Loosened by drink into assigning numerical significance to every letter encountered, including those on the lavatory door. Noda became gematriaed and found a providential total in the pub's table numbers. gemauved adj. Emboldened by drink to identify a roadside plant as though delivering a botanical lecture to an unwilling audience. Cristeen got gemauved and named the Malachra capitata beside the smoking shelter. gemazocined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an unmarketed remedy, with every reply arriving after its occasion. Uneek became gemazocined and answered the taxi driver several minutes after each question. gemcadioled adj. Drunk and regulating the room's lipids by confiscating crisps while permitting unrestricted access to cheese. Joakima got gemcadioled and imposed a triglyceride policy on the buffet. gemcitabined (/d͡ʒɛmˈsaɪ.təˌbind/) adj. Drunk to the point where every convivial exchange is treated as an acute condition requiring a further course. Gemari became gemcitabined and prescribed another round for the party's deteriorating symptoms. gemcuttered adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to distinguish polishing from damaging, and applying both techniques to conversation. Amielle got gemcuttered and polished the same anecdote until its substance disappeared.