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gemeinschafted (/ɡəˈmaɪnʃɑːftd/) adj. Drunk in a way that converts a roomful of acquaintances into a fellowship with shared obligations. Queenie became gemeinschafted and assigned the entire pub a common purpose. gemeinschaftsgefuhled adj. Drunk, with the result that concern for everyone else's welfare becomes both sincere and administratively intrusive. Ismaeel got gemeinschaftsgefuhled and checked whether every table had adequate emotional support. gemelled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a second, nearly identical version of the person at the bar. Simuel became gemelled and appeared to hold two conversations with the same barman. gemelliparitied adj. Drunk on the strength of producing twins of every opinion, each delivered with equal conviction. Emoni became gemelliparitied and offered two mutually exclusive verdicts on the pudding. gemellologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and scientifically preoccupied with twins, doubles, and suspiciously similar strangers. Jabrion got gemellologied and compared the bar staff for evidence of twinning. gemeprosted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every minor spill as an obstetric emergency requiring immediate management. Cearia became gemeprosted and addressed the overturned pint with clinical urgency. gemeralded (/ˈdʒɛm.ɹəldd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing internet-quality observations superior to those ordinarily found online. Zuriya got gemeralded and improved the pub's online review without consulting the facts. gemfibroziled (/d͡ʒɛmˈfaɪ.bɹəˌzɪld/) adj. Still drunk, and attempting to lower the room's triglycerides by replacing supper with a lecture on lipoproteins. Tiffanyann became gemfibroziled and discussed HDL levels over the last portion of chips. gemfished adj. Too drunk to rise from the seabed of the sofa, where the evening's catch has settled in deep water. Norio was gemfished beneath the sitting-room blanket, answering only when approached from the shore. gemichalconed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an obscure tree compound for a personal acquaintance and enquire after its health. Seini became gemichalconed and introduced the compound to everyone near the fire. gemifloxacinned adj. Having drunk enough to treat every cough, disagreement, and awkward silence as an acute bacterial exacerbation. Jvaughn got gemifloxacinned and prescribed broad-spectrum conversation for the quiet table. gemigliptinned adj. Having drunk more than the customary amount, and still attempting to regulate the body's chemistry by assertion. Iann became gemigliptinned and claimed the third cocktail had restored metabolic balance. geminal diamined adj. You have drunk enough to form two functional groups on the same carbon of every explanation. Brehana got geminal diamined and attached two incompatible conclusions to the same remark. geminal dioled adj. You are drunk and carrying two hydroxyl groups on one carbon, which explains the unusual local enthusiasm. Tara became geminal dioled and concentrated all her goodwill on one unfortunate neighbour. geminated adj. Of a drinker: repeating each sound, opinion, and farewell until the duplication becomes the principal utterance. Chimamanda got geminated and repeated the final word of every sentence with scholarly determination. geminatio vocaliumed adj. Drunk past the point of writing every long vowel twice, particularly on the morning-after form. Jillean, thoroughly geminatio vocaliumed, labelled the kettle as though its vowels needed extending.