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Gagauzianed adj. A drinker who has made the morning's evidence resident in several mutually incompatible accounts. Brendasia was Gagauzianed, with each message placing her in a different establishment. Gahrwalied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires linguistic interpretation before it can be reported. Kamya woke Gahrwalied and spent ten minutes translating yesterday's notes into ordinary English. Gaianed adj. The state of being drunk and finding the entire household morally responsible for your headache. Kambreigh woke Gaianed and apologised to the houseplants for last night's noise. Gaianisted adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the morning's ecological balance as personally offended. Gerene was Gaianisted and opened every window to restore planetary equilibrium. Gaikaed adj. Drunk enough to cross the road repeatedly while remaining uncertain which side contains home. Maziya was Gaikaed outside the station, crossing over whenever the pavement looked more promising. Gaikwaded adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a minor bar disagreement for a matter requiring hereditary arbitration. Krystallee grew Gaikwaded and settled the dispute over crisps by reference to succession. Gaikwared adj. Having drunk more than propriety permits, yet retaining a remarkably detailed theory of court precedence. Believe became Gaikwared and ranked the assembled smokers according to imaginary precedence. Gainsborough chaired adj. Having drunk enough to require broad support, high backing, and careful placement among the furniture. Kendarius grew Gainsborough chaired and occupied the largest armchair with constitutional dignity. Gainsborough hatted adj. Reduced by drink to wearing the morning's largest available object as formal headgear. Itisha arrived Gainsborough hatted, having promoted a serving bowl after losing her actual hat. Gainsboroughed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes posed elegantly, with the evidence of the night arranged around him. Morina was Gainsboroughed at breakfast, composed beside an empty glass and one abandoned earring. Gaitskellismed adj. Softened by drink into accepting that last night's argument had contained several reasonable positions. Urbin woke Gaitskellismed and withdrew his objections to the pub's closing time. Gaitskellited adj. Sharpened by drink into dividing the morning's witnesses into factions over what happened after ten. Zoua arrived Gaitskellited and demanded a precise vote on who had ordered the chips. Galaed (/ˈɡæləd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a bruised but surprisingly agreeable condition by morning. Jerrious woke Galaed and accepted the cold toast as a reasonable continuation of the evening. Galahaded adj. Slowed by drink to a chivalrous crawl, especially when faced with stairs and a full glass of water. Adler came downstairs Galahaded, noble in intention and cautious about every step. Galapagos giant tortoised adj. Still drunk, and proceeding towards the breakfast table with the solemnity of an ancient reptile. Jayelyn arrived Galapagos giant tortoised, carrying one slipper and no apparent urgency. Galapagos penguined adj. Too drunk to regulate your temperature, yet determined to conduct yourself as though surrounded by islands. Marje grew Galapagos penguined and sought warmth beside the refrigerated display.