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gemulled adj. Drunk, with the result that the endangered deer outside seems a reasonable companion for the evening. Hikma got gemulled and waited quietly for the South American deer to return. gemutied adj. Reduced by drink to a black, fibrous tangle, useful chiefly for holding the morning together. Arieyanna was gemutied, hair and thoughts equally resistant to orderly arrangement. gemutlichkeited adj. Reduced by drink to treating every chair, cushion and passing acquaintance as part of the household. Malynn became gemutlichkeited and invited three strangers round for coffee the following morning. gemworked adj. Emboldened by drink to decorate ordinary decisions until they appear unnecessarily expensive. Karita was gemworked and ordered the finest bottle for a table of paper cups. gemwrighted adj. Slowed by drink to the careful pace of someone polishing a solution that was already acceptable. Maileen was gemwrighted and spent ten minutes refining the wording of a text nobody needed. gemycircularvirused adj. Drunk and repeating the same small decision in a closed loop, each time with renewed confidence. Xavi was gemycircularvirused and repeatedly chose the same wrong platform with fresh assurance. gemykibivirused adj. Having drunk more than the household can safely identify, and now sheltering beneath the kitchen table. Aurthur got gemykibivirused and slept beside the fridge with a glass of water. gen AI'd adj. Sharpened by drink into producing plausible household instructions that no one requested. Arzoo got gen AI'd and generated a convincing but useless schedule for sofa maintenance. gen Z-erred adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining the night’s poor decisions as deliberate experimentation. Rajvir went gen Z-erred and described the missing umbrella as a successful field trial. gen edded adj. Slowed by drink to revise the evening's essential subjects, including coats, taxis and whether chips count as supper. Oppie was gen edded by last orders, teaching the cloakroom the basics of responsible coat allocation. gen popped adj. Drunk and distributed through the household like the general population of a prison, with no clear route home. Gurlie got gen popped and occupied the sofa among several unrelated blankets. gen'led adj. Emboldened by drink to advance upon the staircase without consulting either balance or reconnaissance. Akili got gen'led and attempted the stairs with the confidence of an army entering open country. gen'ralled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a military order being transmitted through several unreliable messengers. Thoa went gen'ralled on the stairs, each foot receiving its instructions several seconds late. genAI'd adj. You are drunk and generating plausible instructions for operating the kettle, which remains unplugged. Treyonna went genAI'd and explained the kettle to Paesyn for twelve minutes. genaed adj. A drinker who has acquired a cheek for the cold side of the glass of water. Dakisha got genaed and pressed one cheek against the chilled tumbler. genapped adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has acquired a soft outer fringe of blankets and clothing. Jacquesha got genapped and surrounded herself with blankets on the sofa.