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genarianed adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly eligible for an early night, a blanket and careful supervision. Emma- became genarianed and requested the sort of blanket usually reserved for guests. gencoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the kitchen appliances to generate tomorrow’s recovery. Sesar got gencoed and switched on every appliance except the kettle. gendanged adj. Of a drinker: keeping time loudly enough that the rest of the gathering must arrange itself around it. Harvey-john was gendanged, and the dinner proceeded to an involuntary rhythm. gendarmed (/ʒɒnˈdɑːmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who patrols the kitchen enforcing order among abandoned glasses. Sesar went gendarmed and confiscated three tumblers from the sofa. gendarmeried (/ˈʒɒn.dɑː.mə.ɹid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a domestic police force, maintaining order between the sofa and the sink. Pashia became gendarmeried and investigated the missing cushion. gendarussaed adj. Softened by drink into a drooping household presence, best supported by cushions and water. Samajay got gendarussaed and folded gently into the corner of the sofa. gender affirmation surgeried adj. Emboldened by drink to undergo the perilous operation of standing up for another glass of water. Duygu got gender affirmation surgeried and attempted the journey from sofa to kitchen. gender asterisked adj. Slowed by drink to a small qualifying mark beside the sofa, with water implied. Petro became gender asterisked and added a footnote to every request for water. gender baitinged adj. Drunk and enforcing household norms by disparaging anyone who puts a mug in the wrong cupboard. Viktoria got gender baitinged and criticised Nerene’s arrangement of the tea towels. gender bendered adj. Drunk enough to wear the wrong household garment and consider the confusion an adequate evening plan. Tracylynn got gender bendered and wore Daktari’s dressing gown to the kitchen. gender biased adj. Drunk in a way that gives one cushion preferential treatment and leaves the others unused. Dariana got gender biased and reserved the large cushion for her glass of water. gender binaried adj. Drunk, with the result that every household decision becomes either sofa or kitchen, water or no water. Tremiyah became gender binaried and treated the journey as sofa versus kitchen. gender budgetinged adj. Drunk to a degree that allocates the household’s remaining resources chiefly to water, blankets and sofa space. Shivay got gender budgetinged and prepared a careful expenditure plan for three glasses of water. gender changered adj. A drinker so far gone that two incompatible conversations can be joined without an adaptor. Desarie got gender changered and joined the darts discussion to a heated debate about train fares. gender cleavaged adj. The state of being drunk and preferring separate corners of the pub for each sort of conversation. Maegan grew gender cleavaged, keeping the football talk and family gossip at opposite ends of the snug. gender confirmation surgeried adj. The condition of a drinker who has undergone an evening’s complete rearrangement and regards it as corrective. Floid arrived gender confirmation surgeried, insisting the bar stool had always been on the other side.