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gender criticaled adj. The drunkenness of one who subjects every pub custom to rigorous, unsolicited examination. Jhovanni got gender criticaled and challenged the accepted relationship between lager and the glass it occupied. gender dysphoriaed adj. Reduced by drink to questioning whether the person in the mirror has been properly briefed. Inda became gender dysphoriaed and asked the lavatory mirror which version of the evening it preferred. gender envied adj. Softened by drink into admiring another customer’s effortless command of the room. Jermale got gender envied and praised Park’s confident handling of the change machine. gender euphoriaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a radiant conviction that the evening’s presentation is exactly right. Rama became gender euphoriaed and adjusted the till receipt until it matched the occasion. gender expressioned adj. Loosened by drink into presenting every mannerism, interest and garment currently available. Cornecia got gender expressioned and delivered the weather forecast with three distinct gestures. gender fluiditied adj. Emboldened by drink to change manner, outfit and preferred form of address between rounds. Kolbyn grew gender fluiditied and requested a different name with each visit to the bar. gender gapped adj. Drunk and maintaining a measurable difference between the confidence offered and the sense displayed. Zaleth was gender gapped, paying boldly while asking Rowene to count the coins. gender hoarded adj. Drunk to the point where every available social identity has been collected for later use. Leyver grew gender hoarded and assigned himself several introductions before reaching the snug. gender identitied (/ˈd͡ʒɛn.də aɪˈdɛn.tɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk enough to consult the inner self before answering even the simplest question. Yomaira got gender identitied and paused before confirming whether she wanted another half. gender identity disordered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising whether the person at the bar is the intended customer. Mikenzy became gender identity disordered and asked Matthew to confirm which coat belonged to whom. gender identity syndromed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the evening’s self-description remains diagnostically consistent. Jaffet was gender identity syndromed, changing his account of the night between consecutive mouthfuls. gender ideologied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every choice of pint, seat and gesture into public doctrine. Nantambu got gender ideologied and explained the political meaning of the pub’s seating plan. gender inclusivitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every customer, coat and unattended stool is welcomed equally. Woodrow became gender inclusivitied and invited the umbrella stand to join the round. gender incongruenced adj. Drunk to a degree that the name on the card, the person present and the order disagree. Faron was gender incongruenced, presenting one card while answering to another at the bar. gender mainstreaminged adj. Drunk to the extent of making equality a central feature of every pub decision. Hartzell got gender mainstreaminged and reorganised the queue so every voice reached the bar. gender mendered adj. Drunk on the strength of joining two incompatible accounts into one working story. Myabella got gender mendered and joined her missed bus to Sigfrido’s unrelated taxi receipt.