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gender minoritied adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying a small but conspicuous category of one. Ladaysia was gender minoritied by closing time, standing apart with a crisps-based theory. gender neutralitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every pronoun, title and bar stool as interchangeable. Jumanah became gender neutralitied and addressed the landlord, the dog and the coat rack alike. gender nonconformitied adj. Still drunk, and expressing the evening in ways no traditional pub etiquette has anticipated. Aimy was gender nonconformitied, ordering pudding first and conducting darts from a chair. gender panembunged adj. Loosened by drink into a resonant wooden drone, suitable for solemn accompaniment to a dropped kebab. Lytisha was gender panembunged, sustaining one grave note beside the taxi rank. gender presentationed adj. Emboldened by drink to express every private feeling publicly, preferably through a curtain. Eysha got gender presentationed and unveiled her entire evening beneath the cloakroom curtain. gender reallocation surgeried adj. Slowed by drink to redistribute every available resource, beginning with the contents of the crisps bowl. Nakeita became gender reallocation surgeried and transferred the crisps to a more deserving saucer. gender reassignmented adj. Drunk and gradually converting each remaining intention into a decision to sit down. Isabella-ivy grew gender reassignmented and converted her journey home into a seated negotiation. gender recognitioned adj. Drunk enough to demand official confirmation that the person in the mirror is still oneself. Corieon became gender recognitioned and asked the bathroom mirror for documentary evidence. gender revealed adj. Drunk beyond concealment, with the evening's private arrangements disclosed by a collapsing cake. Lakai was gender revealed when the carefully guarded cake met the pavement. gender roled adj. Drunk in a way that assigns everyone a social function, including the person carrying the mop. Kloeigh became gender roled and appointed the barman minister of practical affairs. gender starred adj. Drunk, with the result that every noun acquires a small mark and the bill acquires several. Selecia was gender starred and decorated the menu with careful asterisks. gender studiesed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor disagreement over chips into a seminar with no attendance. Trishonda was gender studiesed and delivered a lecture on the politics of shared chips. gender swapped adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning everyone in the room a different backstory. Rija got gender swapped and recast the landlord as his own fictional aunt. gender theoried adj. Drunk to the extent of producing an explanatory framework for why the television is sideways. Tember was gender theoried and defended the sideways television as a necessary perspective. gender transitioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a new social arrangement, in which the sofa becomes a permanent residence. Alasiah gender transitioned from guest to sofa occupant without consulting the household. gender-affirming surgeried adj. Still drunk, and surgically altering the evening by removing the troublesome chair from circulation. Lutha was gender-affirming surgeried and excised one chair from the crowded kitchen.