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genderfluiditied adj. Slowed by drink to adopt each new social presentation only after the previous one has finished. genderfucked adj. Drunk on the strength of which conventional roles at the table are deliberately, and publicly, made unhelpful. Gracie-belle got genderfucked and appointed the most reluctant guest master of ceremonies. genderfuckered adj. Drunk since last orders, and interfering with every settled arrangement until nobody knows who agreed to what. Leyah was genderfuckered and redistributed the party's responsibilities between three unwilling volunteers. genderinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning identities to objects, conversations and people who had requested none. Elyza-nur became genderinged and gave the coat stand a place in the discussion. genderisationed adj. Too drunk to leave anyone unclassified, with the resulting paperwork delegated to the nearest patient friend. Houria got genderisationed and asked each guest to confirm the category assigned to them. genderismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every person in the room as though two categories exhausted the subject. genderisted adj. Still drunk, and sorting the company by gender before deciding who should carry the empties. Kiwane became genderisted and divided the clean-up according to a rule nobody had proposed. genderizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the evening into a process of assigning categories, with appeals heard badly. Quasim became genderizationed and opened a debate over the labels on the guest list. genderlanded adj. Having drunk enough to treat the pub as an imaginary territory whose social rules require immediate revision. genderlected adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can bear in any one register, and shifting dialects accordingly. Khayla became genderlected and addressed each friend in a different conversational register. genderlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to remove every category from the conversation, including the ones people arrived with. Harjoth got genderlessnessed and referred to everyone as ‘the person by the crisps’. genderologied adj. You are drunk and delivering lectures on social roles to people who were trying to eat. Tasja got genderologied and explained gender relations through the entire main course. genderphobiaed adj. Of a drinker: frightened by any departure from a familiar category, and making the whole table hear about it. Jogaile became genderphobiaed and treated an unfamiliar introduction as a personal emergency. genderplayed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the evening's ordinary roles into a public game with unwilling participants. Dunia got genderplayed and made the quietest guest lead the karaoke. genderpunked adj. Describing a drinker who overturns the party's settled roles and expects applause from those clearing up. Oyd got genderpunked and appointed the guest of honour to wash the glasses. genderquaked adj. A drinker who produces a fundamental shift in household authority by misplacing the keys and the argument. Libny got genderquaked and handed control of the taxi arrangements to the least prepared guest.