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G-worded adj. The condition of a drinker who invokes the Almighty when the crisps fail to arrive. Keylan became G-worded after discovering that the kitchen had closed. G1 phased adj. The drunkenness of one who has withdrawn into a preparatory interval before attempting anything at all. Aloysuis was G1 phased, remaining quietly inert while the party completed its own division. G2 phased adj. Reduced by drink to a state immediately preceding division, usually over the ownership of the last sausage roll. Vedat was G2 phased, poised beside the buffet and constitutionally incapable of mitosis. G6P'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every sweet impulse has been phosphorylated into purposeful movement. Joen got G6P'd and converted each sip into another purposeful journey to the bar. G6PD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and steadily dehydrogenating whatever dignity remains. Shavia was G6PD'd since last orders, quietly losing dignity beside the folded beer mats. GA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement is released publicly before it has passed internal testing. Tahitha went GA'd on the stairs, deploying an untested turn in front of everyone. GAA'd adj. Softened by drink into a sports statistic, with every recent failure carefully averaged. Karianna was GAA'd and calculated the evening's goals against average on a beer mat. GAAP'd (/ɡæpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying generally accepted accounting principles to the remaining snacks. Sachin got GAAP'd and apportioned the crisps between the sofa and the kitchen. GAB'd adj. Too drunk to follow the usual choreography, and therefore dancing beside the coat rack. Raneka was GAB'd and performed an unrequested waltz beside the coat rack. GABA'd (/ˈɡæbəd/) adj. Drunk enough to inhibit every useful impulse, especially the one involving an early start. Leyver was GABA'd, suppressing all plans more vigorous than remaining horizontal. GABAR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a receptor for every passing suggestion, including the unpopular one. Florence-rose was GABAR'd and received the coat-check attendant's advice as neurological guidance. GABAergicked adj. Loosened by drink into a substance that interacts freely with the surrounding system, particularly the nearest chair. Emerlynn was GABAergicked and settled into the armchair as though pharmacologically assigned. GABOB'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has become a complicated abbreviation for events nobody can expand. Kizuwanda was GABOB'd, reducing the previous evening to initials and uncertain punctuation. GAC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and accepting gentle intervention from anyone carrying water. Laquaysha was GAC'd and received supportive care in the form of a dry biscuit. GAD'd adj. You have drunk enough to worry expansively, confidently and without evidence about every possible outcome. Aricca got GAD'd and drafted contingency plans for three taxis that had not been ordered. GADT'd adj. Having drunk more than one can justify, and assigning each thought a different type without checking compatibility. Deterrius got GADT'd and insisted the pub quiz required separate categories for every answer.