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general availabilitied adj. Still drunk, and releasing every private thought to the public without the customary period of testing. general aviationed adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting private pleasure flights above the stairs, without military or commercial discipline. Esmae-lily went general aviationed and took off from the bottom step without leaving the floor. general cargoed adj. The state of being drunk and individually counted at every round, despite having arrived in one piece. Erminia was general cargoed, itemised at the bar and again while collecting her coat. general classificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who leads the journey home by total elapsed time, not by navigational ability. general continued fractioned adj. Reduced by drink to a chain of smaller decisions, each depending on whether another round is available. Nyjeria became general continued fractioned, dividing the journey home into increasingly short pub stops. general contractored adj. Softened by drink into the person who manages the evening and hires everyone else to find the way home. Montavious went general contractored, assigning taxis, coats and remaining drinks to willing subcontractors. general counselled adj. Sharpened by drink into an in-house lawyer for every dispute concerning rounds, coats or taxi fares. Madyline got general counselled and gave the bar a closing argument about the disputed final round. general creditored adj. Too drunk to demand security, collateral, or any credible prospect of repayment before extending the evening. Alveiro became general creditored and financed a stranger’s taxi on personal assurances. general deliveried adj. Emboldened by drink to collect every message from the pub counter rather than trust anyone with the journey home. Winter became general deliveried, receiving each coat and taxi instruction directly from the bar. general directioned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the entire organisation is managed towards no discernible destination. Dura became general directioned and chaired the meeting without locating its purpose. general educationed adj. Drunk and acquiring broad, mostly unnecessary knowledge from everyone encountered on the route home. general electioned adj. Drunk enough to campaign throughout the pub, with every table and coat pocket counted as a constituency. Linsday became general electioned and secured a mandate for chips from every table present. general equilibriumed adj. Drunk past the point of allowing any round, taxi or coat to leave the evening out of balance. Fahham went general equilibriumed, correcting the distribution of drinks until the bar had no change left. general formulaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every drink is represented by an unknown and every answer begins with another round. Onawa became general formulaed, expressing the taxi fare as x and ordering until x was unknowable. general goodsed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a grocery expedition, preferably involving crisps. general hospitaled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every ailment, coat and minor inconvenience eligible for broad-spectrum treatment. Javoris became general hospitaled and prescribed chips for the entire taxi queue.