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general paresis of the insaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating fatigue, insomnia and fanciful conclusions as mutually supporting evidence. Kealan became general paresis of the insaned and disputed the clock's stated intentions. general paresised adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently persuaded that exhaustion is a form of expertise. Glendene was general paresised and offered clinical conclusions about the landlord's silence. general partnershipped adj. Still drunk, and accepting joint liability for debts, promises and other people's imprudent purchases. Kylla remained general partnershipped and agreed to pay for a round nobody remembered ordering. general populationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the public at large from the small collection of people currently within reach. Hamin got general populationed and addressed the entire queue as a single electorate. general practiced adj. Sufficiently drunk to practise every profession in turn, without troubling over specialisation. Reniesha became general practiced and offered legal, medical and architectural advice over crisps. general practitionered adj. Having drunk enough to provide unsolicited primary care, preventive guidance and a family history to strangers. Cara-jane got general practitionered and checked the barman's hydration with professional solemnity. general publicked adj. Having drunk more than the restricted premises can reasonably admit, yet proceeding as though access were a right. Rhudi got general publicked and attempted to enter the staff corridor with civic confidence. general quartersed adj. You are drunk and have placed every available person on immediate alert for a minor domestic development. Chrisi was general quartersed and summoned the room to inspect a slightly loose shoelace. general relativitied adj. Of a drinker: space-time curves around the bar, and accelerated frames of reference become personal testimony. Dova got general relativitied and found the short walk home geometrically ambitious. general retainered adj. Of a drinker who has secured priority access to counsel, though no counsel has agreed to attend. Germane became general retainered and reserved the barman for a lengthy appeal. general secretaried adj. Drunk enough to chair the sofa, minute the evening and adjourn only for water. Jessie-mai became general secretaried and recorded the biscuit shortage from the sofa. general semanticsed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every ordinary object requiring a theory before breakfast. Kemarie woke general semanticsed and assessed the kettle's response to the world before making tea. general staffed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's minor decisions require a chain of command. general stored adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning stocked with every remedy except the one required. general striked adj. Drunk to the extent of withholding all useful movement until the household makes economic concessions. general studiesed adj. Drunk on the strength of last night's reading, writing and current-affairs opinions, all poorly recalled by breakfast. Kenitra woke general studiesed and misread the weather forecast as a political development.