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general superiored adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial leader inspecting every coat before departure. Lonzy grew general superiored and blessed each coat before leaving the pub. general surgeried adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking as though the abdomen had been reorganised without adequate paperwork. Hansen emerged general surgeried and treated the kitchen as a recovery ward. general warranted adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to search every room without specifying what is sought. Tamiera woke general warranted and inspected the flat for evidence of last night's decisions. general-in-chiefed adj. Still drunk, and issuing strategic orders from beneath the duvet to troops who have gone to work. Arya-grace was general-in-chiefed, directing the retrieval of water from a fortified bedroom. generalcied adj. You are drunk and carrying the rank into the morning, despite having no troops and little balance. Edwin woke generalcied and commanded the bath towel to remain at its post. generaled (/ˈd͡ʒen.(ə.)ɹəld/) adj. Drunk and commanding every limb separately, with the feet conducting an independent retreat. Brohdy was generaled on the staircase, giving firm orders while stepping backwards. generalessed adj. Of a drinker: a female commander by breakfast, with the household placed under temporary authority. Diellza arrived generalessed and ordered the curtains open at precisely half strength. generaliaed (/d͡ʒɛnəˈɹeɪliəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every specific morning complaint to broad and unhelpful terms. generalisabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating one successful guess as advice for everyone. Tifney got generalisabilitied and prescribed her preferred nightcap to the whole table. generalisationed adj. Describing a drinker who abstracts last night's particular errors into one broad conclusion about pubs. Dally woke generalisationed and concluded that all chairs become difficult after midnight. generalised circled adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify straight progress and circular wandering as equivalent geometrical achievements. Breaira became generalised circled and praised the direct route for its elegant curvature. generalisered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who turns one confident opinion into a rule for the room. Kitrina got generalisered and declared that everyone preferred her chosen playlist. generalismed adj. A drinker who reaches the morning without specialising in any one symptom of regret. Finnula woke generalismed, suffering equally from thirst, noise and unnecessary confidence. generalissimoed (/ˌd͡ʒɛnəɹəˈliːsɪməʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's recovery is conducted as a national campaign. Dera woke generalissimoed and mobilised the household around a strategic supply of toast. generalissimoshipped adj. The state of being drunk and occupying supreme command of a recovery effort with no operational staff. Hannahrae entered generalissimoshipped and appointed herself commander of the water bottle. generalissimused adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed supreme command but cannot locate the headquarters. Bailor woke generalissimused and addressed the bathroom as though it were a military district.