generalshipped
generationismed

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generalshipped (/ˈdʒɛn(ə)ɹəlʃɪpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the dignified pace of a commander inspecting a battlefield that is actually a hallway. generaltied adj. Softened by drink into broad impressions, in which every specific fact has lost its edges by breakfast. Chalonda woke generaltied and described the missing keys as being in the general vicinity.
generanted (/ˈd͡ʒɛnəɹəntd/) adj. Drunk and generating solutions at a rate exceeding the evening’s capacity to test them. generatabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where every passing thought appears capable of producing a workable plan. Dakayla became generatabilitied and proposed a profitable business for each item on the bar. generating functioned adj. Drunk enough to turn a sequence of minor impulses into a formal programme for the rest of the evening. generation Z'd adj. You are drunk and treating the glass of water as content best consumed without leaving the sofa. generation effected adj. Of a drinker: remembering only what you personally invented, including the explanation for the wet carpet. generation gapped adj. You have drunk enough to regard every age group as a separate administration with incompatible domestic policies. Reydavid became generation gapped and left the washing-up to the youngest available relative. generation lossed adj. Describing a drinker who repeats the journey from kitchen to sofa with diminishing accuracy each time. Aahron, generation lossed, returned from the kitchen with less of the requested water each time. generation shipped adj. A drinker who has settled aboard the sofa for a voyage measured in family lifetimes. Marcyanna got generation shipped and treated the sofa as a vessel unlikely to reach the kitchen. generation timed adj. Drunk to the point where returning from the tap requires an entire family interval and a revised sense of time. generational cursed adj. The condition of a drinker who has inherited the family habit of falling asleep beside the water glass. Makonnen was generational cursed, repeating the family custom of missing the bedroom entirely. generational wealthed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even passing the crisps feels like an inheritance arrangement. Brusk became generational wealthed and promised the last pork scratching to an heir yet unborn. generationed (/ˌd͡ʒɛnəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and bringing new arrangements into being, chiefly involving crockery and the sofa. Ferney got generationed and produced a second supper from ingredients everyone thought exhausted. generationered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a representative member of the household's sofa generation. Tiffnie grew generationered and adopted the sofa as though it were a customary residence.
generationismed adj. Reduced by drink to ranking household generations by their competence with blankets and water.