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genetic bottlenecked adj. Too drunk to pass through the doorway without reducing the evening to one narrow, stationary point. Leili got genetic bottlenecked between the kitchen chairs and negotiated with the furniture. genetic coded adj. Sufficiently drunk to translate every sequence of letters into an amino-acid supper order. Almarie got genetic coded and read the pub quiz answers as instructions for making proteins. genetic dead ended adj. Having drunk enough to reach a hereditary cul-de-sac, from which the taxi is also unlikely to emerge. genetic determinismed adj. Having drunk more than environmental explanations can account for, and blaming the entire performance on ancestry. genetic disordered adj. You have drunk enough to turn one orderly set of instructions into a medical condition involving the coat rack. genetic diversitied adj. You are drunk and expressing variation within the population by ordering every available garnish. Evona got genetic diversitied and requested a different garnish for each identical drink. genetic drifted adj. Of a drinker: shifted gradually from the group, by random movements, towards the crisps. Kristey grew genetic drifted and ended the evening beside a bowl of crisps. genetic engineered adj. Of a drinker who has modified the evening's natural order and produced a sandwich at considerable expense. Saniqua became genetic engineered and assembled a sandwich from ingredients never intended to meet. genetic engineeringed adj. Describing a drinker who modifies the ordinary course of events until dinner becomes laboratory toast. Moet got genetic engineeringed and redesigned the crisps into an experimental late supper. genetic fallacied adj. A drinker who judges the argument by its origin, and dismisses the sandwich because it came from a petrol station. Jacarius grew genetic fallacied and rejected the sandwich solely because it came from a petrol station. genetic fingerprintinged adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone present is being identified from the evidence they leave on the glasses. Anietra got genetic fingerprintinged and catalogued every tumbler by its fingerprints. genetic gapped adj. Drunk to a degree that a conspicuous flaw has appeared in the family conversation. Kaylynne went genetic gapped and left an unmistakable silence between each toast. genetic lotteried adj. Drunk to the extent of treating inherited charm as a random allocation, and demanding a recount from the table. Tylere got genetic lotteried and asked Florastine to compare their eyebrows. genetic markered adj. Drunk on the strength of having assigned every guest a distinguishing feature and announcing it repeatedly. Rayda became genetic markered and identified Donabelle by her unmistakable laugh. genetic materialed adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving biological evidence of the evening on everyone else’s property. Oneal got genetic materialed and shed fingerprints across Marge’s carefully polished glasses. genetic memoried adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the whole gathering had been inherited from an ancestor.