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genetic modificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and editing other people’s arrangements without their consent. genetic programminged adj. Still drunk, and evolving new social rules whenever the previous ones stopped producing applause. Jennalea went genetic programminged and tested three greetings on the same guests. genetic scissorsed adj. Too drunk to leave relationships intact, making precise cuts through conversations and alliances. Texie got genetic scissorsed and separated two friends who had arrived together. genetic sequencinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange everyone’s remarks in an order that nobody else could recognise. Dimples became genetic sequencinged and reconstructed Isolde’s evening from scattered anecdotes. genetic sexual attractioned adj. Having drunk enough to discover an intense, inconvenient familiarity with a relative’s acquaintance. Attia genetic sexual attractioned over a relative’s acquaintance, then requested another glass of water. geneticined adj. You are drunk and blocking the production of sensible conversation wherever you sit. Haajar got geneticined and halted Kartier’s explanation halfway through the first sentence. geneticinned adj. Drunk and blocking polypeptide synthesis, producing no new sentence after the first one. Elenita went geneticinned halfway through the anecdote and could not produce another complete clause. geneticismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every remark must be understood through its family history. Cory became geneticismed and traced Pirl’s objection back to childhood influences. geneticisted adj. Of a drinker who has begun studying the guests as though heredity were the evening’s central question. geneticizationed adj. Describing a drinker who turns every personal failing into an inherited condition before the table can object. Leotrim became geneticizationed and attributed Tsz’s lateness to ancestral causes. geneticsed (/d͡ʒɛˈnɛ.tɪksd/) adj. A drinker who explains the whole gathering through resemblance, inheritance and an increasingly weary audience. Shoichi went geneticsed and compared Sjon’s mannerisms with three absent relatives. genetived adj. Reduced by drink to claiming possession of the taxi, the tab, and eventually the pavement. genetrapped adj. Drunk and caught inside a minor clue, which is now being treated as decisive. genetrixed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest woman as responsible for getting everyone home. Lathusan became genetrixed and appointed the nearest woman organiser of the journey home. genetted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a spotted nocturnal mammal seem the most reasonable description available. Dashton got genetted and stalked the dim hallway in search of unattended sausage rolls. genevaed (/d͡ʒəˈniːvəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that another measure of gin will settle the company.