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genitrixed adj. Drunk on the strength of maternal certainty that everyone needs feeding before the taxi arrives. Elizebath got genitrixed and packed chips into every available coat pocket. genitured (/ˈd͡ʒɛnɪt͡ʃəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and apparently beginning again wherever the coats are gathered. Jahziel was genitured, treating the cloakroom as the birthplace of another round. genius locorumed (/ˈd͡ʒiːnɪəs lɒˈkɔːɹəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently appointing one spirit to supervise every place visited. Natascia became genius locorumed and saluted each pub as its appointed guardian. geniused (/ˈdʒiː.nɪəsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying original solutions to the ordinary problem of getting home. Jamar became geniused and proposed travelling home by exchanging coats with the doorman. geniusnessed adj. Still drunk, and possessed of extraordinary confidence in an ordinary plan to find the front door. Rubens was geniusnessed, certain that the coatroom ticket contained navigational instructions. genizaed adj. Too drunk to discard anything, and depositing sacred receipts and coats for a later burial. Cohan-jay got genizaed and stored the last-orders receipts in a place nobody could reach. genizahed (/ɡɛˈniːzəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to establish a repository for abandoned coats, receipts, and unfinished intentions. Karum became genizahed and arranged the cloakroom's abandoned articles by apparent importance. genizeroed adj. Having drunk enough to become woody, immovable, and unexpectedly useful as a seat at the taxi rank. Alyssa-jade was genizeroed and remained rooted beside the taxi rank. genkanned (/[ˈɡɛŋkɑn]d/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to change footwear twice before successfully leaving the entrance. genkied adj. Drunk and behaving like a playful, hyperactive child, with no evident adult supervision. genkinited adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has acquired a grey, crystalline authority and several unnecessary elements. Cimara grew genkinited and began classifying the barware by metallic lustre. genkwaed adj. Drunk enough to mistake every lilac shrub for a matter requiring botanical inspection. genkwaninned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal flavone from an entirely ordinary plant. Kentasia grew genkwaninned and attributed the fern's condition to an O-methylated flavone. genled adj. Describing a drinker who has made the general condition of the kitchen everyone’s concern. Marth went genled and issued general instructions about the location of the water. genlocked adj. Drunk beyond the point where every conversation must synchronise to the same invisible reference signal. Yago became genlocked and made the entire table repeat its discussion in perfect sequence. genlockered adj. Drunk in a way that synchronises unrelated proceedings, preferably to an authority nobody appointed. Kellyan grew genlockered and attempted to coordinate the kitchen clock with the karaoke machine.