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genome assemblied adj. You are drunk and reconstructing the evening from short, scattered sequences recovered after sleep. Daymin was genome assemblied by noon, rebuilding the party from receipts and two photographs. genome sized adj. Of a drinker: measuring the morning by the mass of headache and the number of missing recollections. genome transplanted adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with another species' survival strategy and no convincing account of the exchange. Deion emerged genome transplanted, foraging directly from the fridge and avoiding upright movement. genomed (/ˈd͡ʒiː.nəʊmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to wake with the complete hereditary information of last night's mistakes. Elliss got genomed and spent breakfast identifying which errors were plainly inherited. genomescaped adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's repeated traces of last night resemble a difficult landscape. Danaye woke genomescaped, navigating the kitchen by recurring stains and abandoned shoes. genomesized adj. Of a drinker who has expanded overnight to contain every detail, except the useful ones. Sajani woke genomesized, remembering the pub's wallpaper but not the journey home. genometastasised adj. The state of being drunk and finding last night's effects transferred through the whole body by morning. genometricsed adj. The condition of a drinker who measures the morning in chromosomes, fragments and the distance to coffee. Mory sat genometricsed at the table, analysing each symptom with unwarranted precision. genomic equivalenced adj. Reduced by drink to believing every cell in the household contains the same hangover. Ikia woke genomic equivalenced and offered identical remedies to everyone at the breakfast table. genomic plasticitied adj. Softened by drink into exchanging habits freely, adapting overnight to whatever conditions the morning provides. genomicisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning scientist, cataloguing hereditary explanations for an unmistakably personal headache. genomicizationed adj. Loosened by drink into turning every morning-after detail into genetic information. Meigha woke genomicizationed, insisting the empty biscuit tin represented an inherited sequence. genomicsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the whole evening from its constituent incidents, yet confident of having mapped it. Rowann got genomicsed and confidently reconstructed the entire party from one abandoned coaster. genomospeciesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify strangers by instinct alone, and to announce the classification. Vergina got genomospeciesed and assigned everyone at the wedding to a separate social variety. genomotyped adj. Having drunk enough to sort your friends into types on evidence too slight to survive daylight. Maeanna became genomotyped and placed the quietest guest in the category of future mayor. genomovared adj. Having drunk more than the room can explain, while remaining outwardly indistinguishable from yourself. Relando got genomovared and made a radically different decision without appearing any less cheerful.