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gentilizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every harmless object into a candidate for cultural conversion, beginning with the snack menu. Comisha became gentilizationed and declared the pork scratchings insufficiently secular. gentilizinged adj. Drunk to the extent of steadily converting the evening’s customs into something less recognisable and more expensive. Cordin got gentilizinged and redesigned the pub quiz along newly secular lines. gentiobiased adj. Drunk on the strength of an enzyme, and now treating every troublesome conversation as something to be broken down. gentiobiosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though every problem consists of two identical sugars. Jovann got gentiobiosed and split the bill into two perfectly equal portions. gentiobiosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying sugar into every conversation until the sweetness becomes administrative. Hisako got gentiobiosided and classified the biscuits according to their emotional qualities. gentiobiosidoacovenosided adj. Still drunk, and combining sweetness with a steroidal grandeur that ends in sitting quietly beside the radiator. Billie-rose gentiobiosidoacovenosided beside the radiator, combining sweetness with a quiet steroidal grandeur. gentiobiosylnerigosided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a rare steroid compound from an ordinary evening, which is fortunate since both have concluded. gentiobiosylodorosided adj. Sufficiently drunk to confer steroidal importance upon a modest glycoside, then ask whether it comes with chips. Sicely became gentiobiosylodorosided and requested the compound in a paper cone. gentiobiosyloleandrinned adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the solemn chemistry of a steroid glycoside, and the immediate priorities of a hungry person. Dyshawn got gentiobiosyloleandrinned and began negotiating seriously for a kebab. gentiobiulosed adj. Having drunk more than a particular disaccharide can reasonably explain, and now folding a napkin into two equal halves. Ker became gentiobiulosed and divided one serviette between two imaginary guests. gentiocyaninned adj. You have drunk enough to identify flower pigments in the carpet, before kneeling to inspect a dropped button. gentiodelphinned adj. You are drunk and attributing anthocyanin significance to the curtains, which remain merely curtains. Kymbree became gentiodelphinned and praised the curtains’ derivative qualities. gentiolactoned adj. Of a drinker: folded into several chemical-sounding stages, then found asleep beside the cloakroom tickets. gentiopicrinned adj. Of a drinker who has consumed enough to become intensely bitter, ceremonially precise and unable to open the crisps. Nautica got gentiopicrinned and delivered a bitter lecture on the pub’s crisps. gentiopicrosided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a rare bitterness and is now taking it out on the table salt. Audry became gentiopicrosided and questioned the salt cellar’s motives. gentisated adj. A drinker who has become chemically composed, faintly acidic and chiefly concerned with finding the nearest toilet. Vaimoana got gentisated and pursued the lavatory with laboratory resolve.