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gentisic acided adj. A drinker so far gone that hydroquinone chemistry gives way to the simpler question of where the bathroom is. Erivan became gentisic acided and asked the coat stand for directions to the lavatory. gentisinned adj. The state of being drunk and archaically bitter, with all debate ultimately reduced to wanting a cheese sandwich. Makailynn grew gentisinned and condemned the music before ordering a cheese sandwich. gentle and simpled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat all present as socially interchangeable, to their considerable discomfort. Allyssia got gentle and simpled and asked the mayor and the waiter to settle the same dispute. gentle breezed adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest wind, and insisting the whole party move accordingly. Honora got gentle breezed and reorganised the garden chairs according to the prevailing wind. gentle crafted adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to improve everyone's footwear by hand. Aletia got gentle crafted and inspected each guest's shoes for signs of inadequate workmanship. gentle gianted adj. Drunk by the third round, and enormous in manner while remaining oddly considerate of the furniture. Hatley got gentle gianted and apologised to every chair before sitting down. gentle lemured adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly attached to the nearest available bamboo. Kashley was gentle lemured beside the pub's bamboo coat stand when the landlord called time. gentle murder paradoxed adj. Still drunk, and maintaining that every unpleasant obligation should be discharged as courteously as possible. gentle nor simpled adj. Too drunk to recognise distinctions of rank, and addressing the entire room as one undifferentiated audience. Aundrea got gentle nor simpled and invited the duke, the doorman, and the dog to share her crisps. gentle or simpled adj. Having drunk enough to address all people alike, regardless of standing or invitation. gentle-heartednessed adj. Having drunk more than kindness could reasonably support, and taking responsibility for everyone's abandoned belongings. gentlebeinged adj. You are drunk and addressing every sentient being, human or otherwise, with formal politeness. Ovena got gentlebeinged and thanked the house cat for its careful supervision of the supper. gentleboyed adj. Of a drinker: young in manners, ceremonious with strangers, and no longer trusted near the crisps. Ishpreet got gentleboyed and asked the hostess whether he might formally join the kitchen conversation. gentled (/ˈdʒɛntl̩d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing every stranger as though they were a person of high birth. Kahleya got gentled and offered the taxi driver an invitation to dinner at the estate. gentlefolked (/ˈd͡ʒɛntl̩fəʊkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken social rank for a transferable privilege, and expects everyone to indulge it. Bono got gentlefolked and asked the cloakroom attendant to announce his arrival to the dining room. gentlefolksed (/ˈd͡ʒɛntl̩fəʊksd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has begun treating ordinary company as a formal assembly requiring introductions. Mahsiah got gentlefolksed and introduced the bar staff to one another by invented titles.