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genuinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every promise made before breakfast is received as perfectly sincere. genuinfluencered (/ˌdʒɛnjuˈɪnflu.ənsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to recommend the cheapest route home as a postmaterial lifestyle choice. Dekotah was genuinfluencered, praising the night bus as an authentic alternative to a taxi. genuinitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing genuine last orders from a persuasive rumour. genuphallationed adj. Drunk beyond arranging the journey home without involving the knees of an unsuspecting companion. genus named adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat receives a capitalised scientific name before departure. genused (/ˈdʒiːnəsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places each person encountered into a separate conversational category. Kaaran was genused, classifying taxi drivers, doormen, and coat hooks as distinct social species. genwunnered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the first round the only acceptable generation of evening. Thailan became genwunnered and dismissed every later round as an inferior sequel. genyplastied adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a new cheek for every failed attempt to hail a taxi. genzined adj. Drunk on the strength of a widely circulated account of the evening, written by nobody sober. geo-blockinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and denying access to the journey home from selected regions of the pavement. Paycen was geo-blockinged, allowing the pavement home only from carefully selected regions. geo-contented adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a person quietly satisfied with whatever map the morning provides. Promyce was geo-contented, content with the short route from bed to the kettle. geo-eschatologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the end of the world from the end of the evening’s drinking. Jaelani was geo-eschatologied and interpreted the lights going out as a geological prophecy. geo-eschatologisted adj. Still drunk, and studying the pavement for geological signs of the evening’s impending end. Lapria was geo-eschatologisted, examining the cracked pavement as evidence that last orders were cosmological. geo-fenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly testing the invisible boundary between the pub and home. Gretha became geo-fenced and could cross the threshold only to return for a forgotten scarf. geo-fencinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and establishing a strict boundary around the seat containing your coat. geo-fictioned adj. Too drunk to accept the pub as it stands, and quietly redrawing its streets, borders and history.