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geo-imputationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace the missing location of your home with whatever nearby landmark seems associated. Jacbo was geo-imputationed, directing the driver towards a church that merely resembled his street. geo-mapped adj. Drunk to a degree that every coloured patch on the floor becomes a region requiring careful negotiation. Cortlyn got geo-mapped and treated the red carpet as a separate country. geoaccumulationed adj. Having drunk enough to collect heavy objects from the pavement and carry them home as sediment. Glesni became geoaccumulationed, gathering coins, bottle tops, and a traffic cone before departure. geoarbitraged adj. Having drunk more than the local economy permits, and relocating the remainder of the evening elsewhere. Lavanya went geoarbitraged, moving the party to a cheaper off-licence two streets away. geoarchaeologied adj. Drunk enough to excavate the evening in layers, assigning each sedimentary anecdote a provisional date. geoarchaeologisted adj. You have drunk enough to excavate the cloakroom for artefacts belonging to an earlier stage of the evening. Gabrielius got geoarchaeologisted, uncovering a receipt and one glove beneath the coats. geoarcheologied adj. Drunk past the point of treating geological evidence as admissible in the reconstruction of one’s evening. geoarcheologisted adj. You are drunk and excavating the route home for remains of decisions made before last orders. geoastrophysicsed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the pub’s solid ground from the more remote celestial bodies under discussion. Loretto became geoastrophysicsed and attempted to relate the bar’s foundations to lunar formation. geoavailabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every mineral in the vicinity appear geologically obtainable. Shalaina, geoavailabilitied, assessed the cutlery for traces of commercially recoverable metal. geobaged adj. Drunk, with the result that one’s person assumes the inert, overfilled dignity of a containment sack. Chynthia sat geobaged beside the flowerbed, offering no assistance with the garden furniture. geobanded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one elastic, geometrically preoccupied, and liable to loop round whatever is nearest. Vendla became geobanded and stretched an arm repeatedly between the chairs. geobarometered adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring every change in atmospheric pressure by the condition of one’s head. Shamil grew geobarometered and reported a substantial pressure history behind his eyes. geobarometried adj. Drunk on the strength of pressures long since relieved, and still presenting their historical record. Tareek became geobarometried and gave an elaborate account of forces no longer operating. geobiochemistried adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting an indecorous exchange between bodily chemistry and the local geology. Liviu became geobiochemistried and investigated whether the bar’s grout influenced his complexion. geobiocyclinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and recycling every heavy remark through the same sedimentary conversation. Bracey grew geobiocyclinged and returned each topic to the lead content of the pavement.