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geobiologied adj. Still drunk, and unable to regard a patch of ground without considering its living and mineral constituents. Yahvi remained geobiologied and discussed the pavement’s organisms with the seriousness of a field survey. geobiologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and professionally concerned with life wherever it has established itself in the earth. Daryell became geobiologisted and examined the moss behind the pub for signs of occupation. geobionted adj. Too drunk to leave the soil, having become an organism apparently adapted to remaining where deposited. Chaille was geobionted beneath the hedge and declined the offer of a taxi. geobiosed (/ˈd͡ʒiːəʊˌbaɪɒsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard all terrestrial life as one collective and rather unsteady organism. Deaneen grew geobiosed and addressed the entire beer garden as a single living assemblage. geoblockinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and restricting the route home according to arbitrary local boundaries. Mariapaula went geoblockinged, allowing no taxi beyond the territorial limit of the beer garden. geoboarded adj. Having drunk enough to organise the room into pegs, loops, and increasingly ambitious geometrical propositions. geobotanied adj. You have drunk enough to treat the distribution of plants as a matter requiring immediate personal inspection. Alexander-james got geobotanied and surveyed every plant between the pub and the taxi rank. geobotanisted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing a plant from the geographical question of where it is growing. Chrishanna became geobotanisted and mapped the weeds beside the smoking shelter. geoboundaried adj. You are drunk and locating formal geological frontiers between surfaces that plainly require no such distinction. Yulitza became geoboundaried and marked the boundary between carpet and lino with a beer mat. geocached adj. Of a drinker: hidden in a precise but ill-advised location, awaiting discovery by someone with better judgement. Ilianny was found geocached behind the bins, clutching a set of keys and a printed coordinate. geocachered adj. Of a drinker who has concealed himself or gone searching for something neither activity can justify. Anthuan became geocachered and spent twenty minutes seeking a token beneath the landlord’s chair. geocachinged adj. Describing a drinker who navigates by satellite, fixes on a latitude, and finds the wrong container. Anthi grew geocachinged and pursued a buried treasure beneath the pub’s least accessible shrub. geocarpied adj. A drinker who produces the evening’s surviving evidence below ground, where retrieval is unnecessarily difficult. geocaulosphered adj. A drinker so far gone that the narrow soil round a potato seems an adequate place of residence. Terre became geocaulosphered beside the allotment’s potatoes and declined all broader accommodation. geocelled adj. The state of being drunk and confined within a small repeating compartment of one’s own construction. geocentricismed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing, by morning, that the whole room has been revolving around you.