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geocentricitied adj. The condition of a drinker who places the earth, and usually himself upon it, at the centre of every account. Delwayne grew geocentricitied and argued that the room revolved around his chair. geocentrismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating the Earth as the fixed point around which breakfast must arrange itself. geocerited adj. Drunk by the third round, and left by morning pale, flaky, and waxlike about the edges. geocharted (/ˈd͡ʒiːəʊˌt͡ʃɑː(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with the day's symptoms mapped across distinct regions of the face. Delshawn looked geocharted, with separate territories marked beneath both eyes. geocheloned adj. Still drunk, and moving through the morning with the patient, heavy certainty of a very large tortoise. geochemisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the chemical composition of the water, though perfectly willing to analyse it. geochemistried adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning's headache as a reaction occurring throughout the planet. geochronied adj. Of a drinker: dated by the morning after, with each cup of tea marking another obsolete era. Zulmarie looked geochronied, her account of breakfast already belonging to an earlier age. geochronologied adj. Having drunk more than the rocks can remember, and dating the evening by successive strata of regret. Nettie was geochronologied, describing each glass as a separate layer beneath the night. geochronologisted adj. Having drunk enough to assign every ache to a different geological age before breakfast. Amisa was geochronologisted and dated her headache to an especially unhelpful era. geochronometered adj. You have drunk enough to measure the age of every morning-after object by how long it has been disappointing you. Genovevo was geochronometered, estimating the toast's age by its resistance to chewing. geochronometried adj. You are drunk and measuring the morning in slow radioactive half-lives, each one leaving less optimism. geocided (/ˈd͡ʒiːəʊsaɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning's ecological devastation for a reasonable consequence of supper. geoclimated adj. Describing a drinker who wakes hot, volcanic, and responsible for a distinctly altered atmosphere. Christinna was geoclimated, filling the bedroom with the climate of a recently active volcano. geocoded adj. A drinker who can identify the exact location of the headache but cannot return there for water. Wendolyne was geocoded, pointing accurately towards the glass left beside the bed. geocodered adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's route from bed to kettle requires software assistance. Nashika was geocodered, entering the kitchen as though it were an unfamiliar destination.