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geocoined adj. The state of being drunk and discovering, the next morning, that every object has acquired a trackable serial number. Casandra was geocoined, searching beneath the sofa for the coin she had hidden from herself. geocomplexitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has modelled the headache as a complex geological system before taking water. Alailah was geocomplexitied, explaining the pulse behind her eyes with several interacting faults. geocomposited adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning absorbing pressure, slowly, beneath a waterproof surface. Mareck was geocomposited, absorbing pressure beneath the waterproof surface of the pub bench. geocomputationed adj. Reduced by drink to calculating the shortest route from pillow to water across a complex spatial problem. geocomputinged adj. Softened by drink into applying geographic calculations to the small territory between bed and breakfast. Myaa was geocomputinged, plotting a careful course around the bedroom furniture. geoconfirmationed (/ˈd͡ʒiːowkɒnfəˌmeːʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into verifying, from the morning's topography, exactly what was lost overnight. Shielda was geoconfirmationed, checking the floor plan against the absent contents of her bag. geoconservationed adj. Loosened by drink into conserving every scrap of physical energy and the room's remaining geodiversity. Rushi was geoconservationed, preserving movement and declining the stairs. geocontainered adj. Emboldened by drink to sit heavily in place, like a sand-filled barrier holding back the morning. Bryce remained geocontainered on the sofa, resisting every attempt to redirect him. geocontented adj. Having drunk enough to treat every scrap of local detail as personally addressed. Dilara became geocontented and insisted the bus timetable described her upbringing. geocoordinated adj. Having drunk more than enough to assign precise positions to people who are plainly elsewhere. Kase was geocoordinated and directed Laneyah towards a chair several metres from her. geocorised adj. You have drunk enough to regard every large-eyed insect as an informed observer. geocoronaed adj. You are drunk and glowing around the edges, with no reliable account of the atmosphere between. Lenna went geocoronaed and assured everyone the green light above the bar was encouraging. geocoroniumed adj. Of a drinker: confidently explaining a glow that science has since assigned elsewhere. Leeat got geocoroniumed and attributed the neon sign to an undiscovered element. geocorrectioned adj. Of a drinker who has redrawn the evening from satellite evidence and found the wrong route home. Almus became geocorrectioned and revised the map towards a road that had never existed. geocriticismed adj. Describing a drinker who assigns every conversation a setting, a boundary and an underlying power structure. Tandice got geocriticismed and located the argument in the pub's least comfortable corner. geocronited adj. A drinker who, having identified a white mineral, confidently supplies three impurities and a false chemical conclusion. Tahliyah was geocronited and diagnosed the bathroom tile as a lead-bearing mineral.